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 Cafe N 19 : Dasain Edition

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Posted on 10-05-07 1:42 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Welcome to the Dashain edition of the Cafe. Wishing everyone a happy Dasain and Tihar!

Please click here for our last edition and links therein to previous editions.

For a brief history and other trivia about this series, check out this edition.

To find out more about the festival check out
Wikipedia and Nepal Home Page

As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration.
If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale:


-
Thamel.com
- Muncha.com

Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play)

Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site


Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe )

- SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai
- Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai
- Jack's bhagera soup
- Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai
- Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai
- Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav
- TL's kalejo fry
- Audrey's chicken biryani
- Danny's chicken damadam
- Shrish's shiskavav
- Capty's captani deer masu
- Rythm's piro piro mo:mo
- Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:)
- Juggy's Chakachak pork chop
- Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup
- Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili)
- Avani's Bavani rakati
- ImI's mutton curry
- Athena's chewla
- NPL2US's bheja fry
- Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu
- Amazing's parewa roast
- Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela

(If your item is not yet listed, please post it and it will be added)


Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
A Gallon of local rakhsi.
On the second day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Two, online khasi,
And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the third day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.

On the fifth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.

On the sixth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.


On the seventh day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Seven imported drinks,
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.


On the eighth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Eight tickets for rotey ping,
Seven imported drinks,
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.


On the ninth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Nine pictures of durgaa,
Eight tickets for rotey ping,
Seven imported drinks,
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.



On the tenth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Ten Rupees, tika and jamara,
Nine pictures of durgaa,
Eight tickets for rotey ping,
Seven imported drinks,
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.

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(Photo credits: Google images - rosemaryandpeter.com, keyway.ca, apptomix.com)


Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock

(if your name is missing from the list, apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)

Last edited: 12-Oct-07 02:07 PM

 
Posted on 10-18-07 4:37 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Kaha Bata aucha yo Nepte lai yesto buddhi..uff.hasayera marne bho ek din..Neptem, balla bujhiyo kuro chai..LOL
 
Posted on 10-18-07 4:41 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Nepte Da ko kurai arko--ke ke aaune aaune...

Bahini-My mutu started saying PAPU(calling father) in nine months-time varies --do not worry prince get the pace very soon.


 
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Uso ta he's been saying Buwa long time back, when he was very little..don’t remember exactly when, but I want him to speak full sentences k..he says some weird words though, which is very funny..
 
Posted on 10-18-07 6:48 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Happy Dashain to you all!

 

If posting a ....favorite mistake.

 


 
Posted on 10-18-07 9:01 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hello folks. missed the day's fun but ke garne...have been working like a dog ....seems like ya'll who made it had a blast?

SNDI,

why do i always tend to talk to you? what's the use anyways? 
. ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

Camo,
hahahaha...me and cheerleader captain? guess i will make all the lovely slim ladies dance in the ground hahaha...Limca motti, cleo motti, rythm motti, flips motti, avani motti and audrey motti and sn di motti plus TL motti combo pack hahaha all will have to dance during breaks, injuries, replacements and half-time break..(nepaali and sitara di will remain as substitute in case of injuries to the other dancing mottis) hahaha .

Jack,
i am doing good bro. just a little busier than usual
. ke gardai chhau weekend ma?

Flip Flop,
ke chha motti?
ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

Tamang Lady,
gimme your address. ma tuuuuuuuuuuu aai halchhu
. ke chha ni plan hajurko dashain ma?

Audrey,
me no casanova...sasanova
...perhaps anything but casanova... kinda like nerdy :P, serious and always vigilant for the right aims in life re ke ajhai hahaha.. how u? hope all is well. dashain ko ke plan chha ni?

Danny bro,
ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

Shirish sir,
ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?


Rythm niece,
ke chha motti? ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

Juggy,
ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

Thapap,
 
ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

Limca,
ke chha motti? ajha samma rundai ho? bichari...cerelac khayo? ki lactogen kun ho? hahaha:P
but seriously, i can connect to your feelings...it's no fun here hoina? gone were those days..:( but no worries...live for the present moments re ke..:D...
ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

Avani,
ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

ImI,
ke chha motte? hahaha ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

NPL2US,
ke chha motte? Removeadicktome bhai sakya ho? wahahaha ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

Maverick,
wow. never seen the philosopher side of you
ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

Cleopatra,
ke chha motti? ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend? . how's classes coming along?

Hi Nanu,
wow what a surprise :D
hope all is well...   ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

Sitara di,
ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

Captain Haddock
ke chha motte? ahahahaha ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

to everyone else in the house,
ke gardai hoisinchha yo dashain weekend?

as for me, i am going to have a blast tomorrow in a dashain party at my place...it's a lil' privy type
..we don't go to the bigger/messier ones ke tesaile


okay time for a song?

here's one from the upcoming hindi movie saawariyan. heard it is an adaptation of "white nights"  by Fvodor Dostoevsky which is a short story btw. has anyone seen "four nights of a dreamer"? it was a good movie. that was also based on the same story. it's an interesting story which revolves around four characters (two main protagonists among them) for four days...there are some interesting developments that unfold in those four days..(we don't need many days for big changes in life hoina? :P) so i am looking forward to watching it...okay before i tell you guys the whole story...watch this song hai ta?





 
Posted on 10-18-07 9:08 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hey TM!
happy dashain to  you too bro...good song man...

here's one --may be palatable for your taste :P
it's called "wicked" game :D



 
Posted on 10-18-07 9:29 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Loots, why do I tend to talk to you? What's the use anyways..Dasain ma k gardai hoisincha?
 
Posted on 10-18-07 9:36 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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loote

Thanks for asking yaar !

Saturday यौटा हेल्थ फेयरमा जानु छ ! राती एउटा साथीले बोला' छ !

आईतबार भारतीय मित्रहरुको ईद - दिबाली पार्टी छ !

यहि हो आफ्नो दशै !


 
Posted on 10-18-07 9:59 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock ra ru sabai jana posters lai....have a great weekend!

Cappy....how do u do the houdini act so well. Poof and you are gone!


 
Posted on 10-19-07 10:26 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hello everybody! how are ya'll doing? I am doing fine, thank you.

Loote, k chha sikute? Ho, ho, Removeadicktome bhai sakyo. Asti ghatsthaapanaa ko dinn bokaa ko. Bhuttan ni khai sakey!!!

 Happy mahanavami de October the 19th to yall!! will catch ya'll later!
 
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Hello wonderful people..
Happy Mahanavami to you all !! Hope everyone's having a blast..

Hey Audrey, k hudai cha?

Hello Sirish, dashain ko ghazal jaaos na ta..

Neptem, lau lau..he he..

Hello to rest of the gang !!

 
Posted on 10-19-07 10:42 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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SNDYm dijju, darshan!!! busy ta hoisinna?

 
Posted on 10-19-07 10:50 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hoisinna ahile samma ta Nepte..k cha?

 
Posted on 10-19-07 10:57 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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La for women looking for a husband:

Husbands for sale
Husbands for sale in New York City..........
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
Womanmay go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
deion of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
Shopperascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man
from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot
go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband
Store to find a husband. .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremelygood looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
Goodlooking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
Thisfloor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
Exitthe building, and have a nice day!

 
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Abui, kaha gayo sabai? Bhayena la...

Capt. saab, khoi..look what's happening to your cafe..do something..

 
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SNDY: Mein aaya tere liyeee..jhaaang jhaang..ray kya..mithun ko style ma..what’s your plan for next weekend? What about  Dandia?

 

Nepte: Bhutan eklai khayay ko? Pyat dukhla hai..

 

LooTe: address ray? google gara na..

 

Lemoney: kay bhanyo ta common friend lay..lol

 

Flipsy: Kun duniya ma cheu ?

 

Nanu Bhai: m happy to see you here!!sachaii.. no jhutt!!

 

Camo: palayti kasayra taas suru ho? Jitauri share share hai..

 

Sitara: Baruli kaamar  ko kay cha ni hal khabar?

 

Big hello to the rest..enjoy Dasain!! Come back and tell us how you celebrated Dasain..

 

Sabai lai Dasain ko hawa lay choyay jasto cha..all titar bitar..

Btw I know where Captaan is..

Daaaantaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan….

Captaaan @ Casper!! Halloween ko lagi pratice garya hola ni..



 
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Meri basssai!!!!!! kina yesto sannaataa???????????
 
Posted on 10-19-07 3:07 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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TL dijju, darshan? aaramai?


 
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.PashupatiNath ko kripa lay bachay kai chu bhanna paryo Nepte..ali ali saas badcha bela bela ma..tauko gilo pyat saro huncha.. tyaita honi..budeskaal ma sabai rog lay choyay ra baarbaad nai hunay raicha.. aani timilai kasto cha ni? yo barsha tiko thapna ghar gayaynau ta?
 
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A warm hello to all the people,

i would be visiting NY this weekend for dashain. we are planning to play pasaa. If i win,

online cake to everyone, made of delciously spewed electrons, if I loose I ll give u my PO Box no,

send me the the money

may all blessed with happiness and prosperity in this auspicious occasion ( btw..this line,

I copied from a postcard given to me in dashain, when i was in calss 2, and i am using it ever since.)

Damn!! I must have good language. And at grade two, I dint know what it meant....lol I just used to copy it

btw, infact even today I dont understand it. ( the true meaning)

anyway, bhane ta bhanihale, pachi hatne kuro bhayena.....

Especial best of luck to all you juwadeys.

Maobaadi mitra haru chai yo napadhnu hai, feri ma janakaarwai ma paraula

Mave

 



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