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 Cafe N 19 : Dasain Edition

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Posted on 10-05-07 1:42 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Welcome to the Dashain edition of the Cafe. Wishing everyone a happy Dasain and Tihar!

Please click here for our last edition and links therein to previous editions.

For a brief history and other trivia about this series, check out this edition.

To find out more about the festival check out
Wikipedia and Nepal Home Page

As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration.
If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale:


-
Thamel.com
- Muncha.com

Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play)

Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site


Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe )

- SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai
- Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai
- Jack's bhagera soup
- Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai
- Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai
- Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav
- TL's kalejo fry
- Audrey's chicken biryani
- Danny's chicken damadam
- Shrish's shiskavav
- Capty's captani deer masu
- Rythm's piro piro mo:mo
- Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:)
- Juggy's Chakachak pork chop
- Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup
- Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili)
- Avani's Bavani rakati
- ImI's mutton curry
- Athena's chewla
- NPL2US's bheja fry
- Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu
- Amazing's parewa roast
- Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela

(If your item is not yet listed, please post it and it will be added)


Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
A Gallon of local rakhsi.
On the second day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Two, online khasi,
And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the third day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.

On the fifth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.

On the sixth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.


On the seventh day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Seven imported drinks,
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.


On the eighth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Eight tickets for rotey ping,
Seven imported drinks,
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.


On the ninth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Nine pictures of durgaa,
Eight tickets for rotey ping,
Seven imported drinks,
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.



On the tenth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Ten Rupees, tika and jamara,
Nine pictures of durgaa,
Eight tickets for rotey ping,
Seven imported drinks,
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.

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(Photo credits: Google images - rosemaryandpeter.com, keyway.ca, apptomix.com)


Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock

(if your name is missing from the list, apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)

Last edited: 12-Oct-07 02:07 PM

 
Posted on 10-18-07 10:51 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Happy fulpati to everyone :)

i miss home :(


 
Posted on 10-18-07 10:52 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Camo- you seem to be in very good dasain mood--keep up your spirit--Happy dasain.

Hi Bahini--Happy Dasain and Deepawali--I will ofcourse explain my hibernation sutukka to this Nautanki Land  after Dasain --Now let's continue in Dasain mood for now.

Hi to rest of Nautanki.


 
Posted on 10-18-07 10:58 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Awww Lemony, we're here ni....let's manao dashain..what do u want to do? La bhana..

Hi dai, oks, will be waiting hai ta..and how's your li'l nanu and nanu ko mamu?

 
Posted on 10-18-07 10:59 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hi Dai Pau laagey!!!!!
Good to see you. AAkhaa nai seeeeeeeetal vo!

 
Posted on 10-18-07 11:07 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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nepte daaju--Bhagymani--LOL

            १) यसै वर्श बिहे भोज खान पाइयोस
      २) अर्को बर्ष पास्निको निम्तो पाइयोस
३) जीवन सुखमय होस

 

Hi Lemon-Happy dasain.

 


 

Last edited: 18-Oct-07 11:07 AM

 
Posted on 10-18-07 11:08 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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sndy...goalkeeper hune timi? La la...diye.  Tis Dashain after all. Season of giving re ni ta.

Dannyboi....you are the smile  in me heart ...hehehe

Happy happy kaalratri..soon !


 
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sndy...goalkeeper hune timi? La la...diye.  Tis Dashain after all. Season of giving re ni ta.

Dannyboi....you are the smile  in me heart ...hehehe

Happy happy kaalratri..soon !


 
Posted on 10-18-07 11:09 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Thousand apolgies....din mean to post it twice. The blasted PC...grr.
 
Posted on 10-18-07 11:11 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Welcome hi_dai!! Nice to see you here :D

Sndy,

Thank you for being so cute. I want to do sooooo many things. See mom and dad and thulobuwas and muwas and cousins and friends. FLY KITESSSSSSSSSSSSSS. play tash. Attend family parties. go shopping. go and play piiing. so many things :((( What do you miss the most?


 
Posted on 10-18-07 11:16 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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npl2us, Audrey, sndy. hi_nanu and everyone - bie bie

Gtg for now. yesto ta chaa k. fulpati ma toop ko awaz nasunera my alarm just went off.. tyam for kilash. eks. and when everyone will be putting tikas with their lovely clothes i'll be on a haloween train dressed up like a bhooot:O. ahhhhhhhhhhh!


 
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Lemony, I miss all of the above..uff..I wish I could fly kite, and play taash all day long..and eat...and dress up like a bhooot..oops..I don't have to..:)

Audrey, thank you thank you, u made my day..now I can relax and have fun watching you all running after a stupid ball..he he..

 
Posted on 10-18-07 1:16 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I can not believe..is this Nanu Bhai? Kaha bata hau? Kasari hamro yaad aayo?

Happy Vijaya Dashami to you too..

 

Hello to the rest!


 
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Belive Dijjyu-Its me- your lovely Nanu bhai--Wish you a very very Happy and prosperous Dasain.

As i promissed earlier-I will come up with my hibernation story after this Dasain..

 

Hope everything is well at your end.

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Posted on 10-18-07 2:43 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Fulpathi ko subhakaamana, happy fulpathi

Jindagima harsabadain sadaa kaayam rahos, may u always be blessed with cheers and the confetti

Jindagi euta gajab ko bastu ho, life is an interesting thing.

Satya ho bhanera sochiyeka dherai kura haru galat saabit huda khissa parera hasna bahek k hi garna sakidaina rahecha, You just can chuckle when things turn out to be false which you were thinking to be true.

Jindagi bhanekai bhulbulaiya ta hoina, I guess life is just a maze

Jata jau ustai cha tara pani mathillo sataha bhitra lukeka bhinnata haru anaginti chan, Where ever u go, it will be same but under the veneer, there are uncountable differences.

Sahi k ho galat k ho malai thamyauna garo cha, conscience of truth and lie is distant thing for me

Fagat ma euta yatri, I am just a wanderer.

 

Bastavma yi khayal haru malai hi_nanu bhaneko keta ra Audrey bhaneko kt bhanera thaa paye pachi aayeka hun, btw, these thoughts came up when I knew Hi_nanu is a guy and Audrey is a gal.

Yi manaka tarangiyeka taranga harulai mero salam cha, Salute to all these oscillating vibes.

 

A hello to all you good people ( if you are bad, I wont hello u) so get out u bad people. Sabai ashal mitra harulai mero nyano abhibhadan( kharab bhayema ma abhibadan dinna  Tyasaile kharab ho bhane nikli hale huncha

 

Sabai jana yo Nepali ma ra angrezi ma lekhera k natak gareko bhanera sochiraheko hola, Everybody must be thinking that why this show off with both Nepali and English.

Tara satya k ho bhane, but the truth is

Yesari nai ma angezi ma kunai pani kura korchu, This is how I frame my structure is English.



 
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 Camo - Where and who is the refree?;-)
 sndy - I did say hi ni, din't I? I think it's time to quit Cafe N, kusto slow bhako.
 Lemoney - Miss home? Happy playing taash, piing and changa-flying.
 Mavs - How is it going?
 Hi_nanu - Howdy? Long time eh?
 A big hello to everyone!

 
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Maverick--your way of expression--really impressed with your sense of humour-I wish I could have few such capabilities--

Thanks to us-you learned a very good lesson--LOL

Happy Vijaya Dasami--

Filp(Always on and generating positive energy): Happy Vijaya Dasami-As promissed -I will explain my Hibernation after celebrating Dasain.

 


 
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Flips, tyai ta..it's so slow these days..wonder why..

Mav, LOL..if I need something to be translated I know where to go now..:)

Hi Dai, what did you have for lunch?

 
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Bahini -Dasain mood alreay--Khasi ko Masu  nepali style ko ani  bhat duita haat le gwam gwam khane awasar milya chha yo dasain bhari-lunch pani dinner pani--

how is your prince?


 
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Hi dai, my prince is fine..btw when did your nanu start talking? He just says few words..I'm worried..

 
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The following paragraph is Rated "N".(rated nepte) and may not be suitable for all the readers who prefer vegetarian jokes only. All the vegetarians are advised to go to the third paragraphs of this content.

Mavs bro, Addadicktome and Removeadicktome are the operations which are performed to change a gender of a person. Addadicktome is done when a female wants to be a male and Removeadicktome is done for a male wanting to be a female. Thanks to the internet where people do not have to actually change their gender but can confuse the other like one can confuse the other in the real world going through add or remove operations. Having said all these, I have no clue why people under go the surgery in the real world, but our beloved Hi dai has used this nickname just because he is a Secret service agent of Nautanki brigade. (In jest)बुझ्या हो त कुरा?
ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।

SNDY, बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Camo, बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Jack, बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Udashi,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Loote,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा?  ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Flip Flop,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Tamang Lady,बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Audrey,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Danny,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Shrish,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Rythm,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Deep, Juggy,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Thapap,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Lemony,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Avani,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
ImI, बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Athena,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Maverick, बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Amazing,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Kalankistan,बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Cleopatra,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Nepkanchi,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा?  ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Isolated Freak,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
NKC,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Hi Nanu,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Nepaali,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Sitara, बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Aznshawty, बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Mokshya,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Bikash KC,
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Rockend, बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Manvi, बुझ्या हो त कुरा?  ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।
Captain Haddock
बुझ्या हो त कुरा? ह्यापी फुल्पाती टु यु।

I'm outta here. Jutt-patti khelney ho haami ta!!! bye ya'll will catch ya'll tomorrow.

 



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