Welcome to the Dashain edition of the Cafe. Wishing everyone a happy Dasain and Tihar! Please click here for our last edition and links therein to previous editions. For a brief history and other trivia about this series, check out this edition. To find out more about the festival check out Wikipedia and Nepal Home Page As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site

Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela (If your item is not yet listed, please post it and it will be added)

Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.	On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
	On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----

Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock (if your name is missing from the list, apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)

Camoflaged, that was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to my titaura paket and churpi???????? 

Wishing you all a very Happy Vijaya Dashami. May goddess Durga bless you all and  your loved ones with all the happiness.

Neptem, same to u hai..

Hello Sitara..

Nepkanchi, Happy Vijaya dashami to you..

Hi Sndy! I saw you mention monkey shop--I lived near the monkey shop!

Boy, you guys are too swift for me!  Especially without the search feature, I don't know who is talking to whom on what topic. San, did your dingo eat the search feature too?!

Hi Npl2us--Wishing you all the best too.

 

.Good Afternoon!

Sirish bro! that's the total nepali makeover of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" song. he he he!

Kalanki bro le ramro chha bhanyo! ma tyasai danga ke! ;-).

npl2us bro: won't you love to get those gifts from you loved ones? I mean from Kellu? :D

sisterjaan: whats for next weekend? Khaam ma Ticket pathaaune hoina? I am coming to have tika from you.

nepkanchhi: happy dashain to you too.

On the tenth day of Dashain, 
my true love sent to me 
Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, 
Nine types of titaura, 
Eight tickets for rotey ping, 
Seven imported drinks, 
Six pounds of barfi, 
Five pieces of chhurpi, 
Four packets of chiura, 
Three plates of choyella, 
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi. 

Howz this one SITARA?

great rhymes : camo. I changed one of them.

On the tenth day of Dashami, 
my true love sent to me 

Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, 
Nine types of titaura, 

Eight tickets for rotey pings, 
Seven imported drinks, 

Six pounds of barfi, 
Five pieces of chhurpi, 

Four packets of chiura, 
Three plates of choyella, 

Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi. 

.LOL Shirish bro! That's so nice of you! What do you have to say about the "Bhav" of this rhyme? ;-)  :P he he he!! (J/K)

Sitara, I thought so. Monkey shop ma titaura pauthyo ni..kya mitho thiyo hagi? Pencil ko pachadi berera khanthyau..it’s been too long now..he he..

 

Camo bhaijaan, if only I could, sabai lai pathaidinthe ticket..but if u want to come, u’re most welcome..hai ta..

shirish bro,

euta dashaina edition ma dashain special gazal jane ho ki!!

btw.. boston shis kavav ko plan k bho??

Hi to rest of the gang...!

Aaa haaa kyaa majjja aayo!!!

lAU MAVERICK

sunday afternoon ya evening ma khali chu ma.

a very good morning/afternoon/evening/early wed morning to you folks.

Caps
hahahaha...oh no so they're after my number now? i say, they found a reason to help in their pursuit--which was/is YOU! haha. i know you and your killer-instinct (in a good way)

sn di,
did you hum a song for sanju baba yesterday? . what was the reaction? hope he didn't pass out hahaha..happy dashain

camo bro,
didn't know u were that much twante . happy dashain

sitara di
kasto hoisinchha? happy dashain

danny bro,
haha...did u miss the train in your dream as well? happy dashain

audrey,
who am i taking to the party? my question is: who wants to be taken by me? let me see the face of the lucky one . happy dashain

npl bro,
pakepacchi jharnai parchha ta?...jharnu aghi nai tipaunla ni ta! happy dashain

shirish sir,
happy dashain

flips,
kina gupchup? happy dashain

mav,
LOL. i was thinking the same...happy dashain

nkc/thapap/rythm/limca/jack/rocky/amazing/deep/kalanki and all i missed,
happy dashain

 

Pass out re..slept like a baby ni..with my soothing voice..he he..Loots, kahile kahi donkeyni (as per Mav hai) ko awaz pani soothing huncha..LOL

A big hello from this part of the world.
(All in alphabetical order. That way it is easy to remember all the names I guess)

Amazin- Hej! Hej!
Audrey.H- Hepburn is such a beauty.'Roman Holiday'- my all time fav.
Avani- Hi!
Camobhaijan- Hi! Dashain lagyo ho?
Cappy- Young, Rich and Chinese...sth sth.. I saw u post this article the other day. You into chinkies...
 Interesting. Ke ho? No offence hai pheri.
Cleo- Haha!Crazy...
Cerine- Halo.
Dann.......- I met two Dannys recently.
Flippu- Hello! Busy with school ho? Back home I met a very famous cricketer. He is nice, really nice. Interested???
Hi_nanu- Loads of love to your lil nanu, big nanu and you- a big babu. life is like that hai.
Juggy bhaijaan- Underground ho? Take care. Ma pheri audaichu hai.
Lemon- Hi! miss your flavor,sweety.
Lootu- Garne kam garera sawari hola ni pheri. Nabirsinu.
maverick- Hi! How are you? Still crossed with me?
nkc- Gayab!! Kina Mr. India baneko?Mission Nepal is keeping you busy ho?
nails- Howdy?Busy with school and life? Take care.
npl2us- Creative Inc...
rhythm- App bhi Gayab!
shirish- Finally convinced ho? Or is it just the part of investigation? You remind me of  detectives from Scotland yard.
Sndy- Titaura wrapping around the pencil. We used to follow somewhat similar technique. Reminded me of my mom.
Sitara- Halo, are you the twinkling one or the soothing one. There was someone with the name 'Bina(actually, Bira in nepali', she always complained  that people mispronounce her name. Is it the same with you?
Captain_Sparrow- Guess what! I was there at the magistrate's office this morning. I saw a huge poster of Captain_JackSparrow. I think the lady must be a huge fan of him. I was shocked for sometime. In an official place like that, I never expected such kind of thing. Anyways, just to let you know you really have a huge fan club.
TL- Bafree, malai SA pathaideko.However, wildlife always fascinates me. Getting used to of the place. Afterall, I was always a loner. Hugs, hugs and hugs, cutie.
Thapap- Kaha chau?
Aru sabai lai big hello. Auf widersehen.

I love shammi kapoor.
Diwana huwa badal- Kashmir ki kali.

Lau!!!! where is everyone?

Cleo, how are you? long tyam bhaako thiyo ni!!!! kata bepatta?

Hey Cleo, nice seeing you again..where r u re again? SA? Safari ma? Ho? I thought you were in US..if you are nearby, drop in hai..

Neptem, k cha? Long time ni..

SNDYm thik chha. ho ho long tyam nai bhaisakyo hagi?

.sisterjaan: he he he! lovie! :P khoi aaja ta chup chap hunuhunchha ni. kina ho?

LooTe bro: ha ha ha! twaante re! :-O I don't drink too much :-| :-)

cleo: how is it going? hope all is well with you there! take care! my new sisterjaan! :-)

npl2us bro: is it time to say good night ya'll yet?

Aru sappai laaii salute! :-)

Hi All!

Been a crazy but productive day at work. Hope everyone is doing well.

Camo - That was hilarious - mind if I put it up in the opening post so that it doesn't get lost after a few more posts?

NPL2US - 3 minutes to bail out time?

Brig Ma'am - Hi!

Cleo/Loote/Danny/Audrey/Flips/Tamang Lady/Avani/Juggy/Jack/Shirish Dr Saab/Ashu (re kya ...ha ha)/Lemon/NKC/Hi Dai/Thapap/Kalankistan/Sitara/Cerine/Amazing/Nail/Mav - hi!!

Mav and Dr Sab - have fun !

Later folks

npl2us- I was around ni.

sndy- SA pathaideko malai. Bafree. I am back to Europe now. I was in States for a very short time.Will be there again later this year for few months. Would love to visit you.Why don't you all come down to Europe for Dashain?

TL, what do you think? True Italian Tiramisu ..yum yum...