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 Cafe N 19 : Dasain Edition

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Posted on 10-05-07 1:42 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Welcome to the Dashain edition of the Cafe. Wishing everyone a happy Dasain and Tihar!

Please click here for our last edition and links therein to previous editions.

For a brief history and other trivia about this series, check out this edition.

To find out more about the festival check out
Wikipedia and Nepal Home Page

As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration.
If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale:


-
Thamel.com
- Muncha.com

Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play)

Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site


Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe )

- SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai
- Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai
- Jack's bhagera soup
- Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai
- Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai
- Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav
- TL's kalejo fry
- Audrey's chicken biryani
- Danny's chicken damadam
- Shrish's shiskavav
- Capty's captani deer masu
- Rythm's piro piro mo:mo
- Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:)
- Juggy's Chakachak pork chop
- Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup
- Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili)
- Avani's Bavani rakati
- ImI's mutton curry
- Athena's chewla
- NPL2US's bheja fry
- Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu
- Amazing's parewa roast
- Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela

(If your item is not yet listed, please post it and it will be added)


Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
A Gallon of local rakhsi.
On the second day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Two, online khasi,
And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the third day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.

On the fifth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.

On the sixth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.


On the seventh day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Seven imported drinks,
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.


On the eighth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Eight tickets for rotey ping,
Seven imported drinks,
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.


On the ninth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Nine pictures of durgaa,
Eight tickets for rotey ping,
Seven imported drinks,
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.



On the tenth day of Dashain,
my true love sent to me
Ten Rupees, tika and jamara,
Nine pictures of durgaa,
Eight tickets for rotey ping,
Seven imported drinks,
Six onion rings,
Five chicken wings,
Four packets of chiura,
Three plates of choyella,
Two, online khasi
And a gallon of local rakshi.

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(Photo credits: Google images - rosemaryandpeter.com, keyway.ca, apptomix.com)


Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock

(if your name is missing from the list, apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)

Last edited: 12-Oct-07 02:07 PM

 
Posted on 10-16-07 1:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hi all!!! happy October the 16th to ya'll!!!
 
Posted on 10-16-07 1:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Kya batho..I'm not saying your mom is wrong..can moms be wrong? My mom thinks I'm the prettiest girl in the whole world..but I just have to look into a mirror..he he..u know what I mean don't u? LOL
 
Posted on 10-16-07 2:18 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I am back --

who cares re? lau na ---


 
Posted on 10-16-07 2:30 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I care Deep.

oota katha ta bhabya gai rakhya cha ni ! kasto analytical ra deive !!

 
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Posted on 10-16-07 4:18 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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"Khoi sabai?"

I am right here sndy. Ke sewa garam?

Shrish bro,

khai analitical ra diskriptiv ta ke kaso ho basi biyalo ni pardeshma --


 
Posted on 10-16-07 4:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Ek pyaala chai ho jaye?
 
Posted on 10-16-07 4:40 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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chiya ta kap piles ma suhauchha ni -- pyaalaa ma ta chai ki maibaap aamchha -- lyam?

hey rausi rausi la rausi -- ek pyalamai jyan palauni -- dukha bhulauni sukha phulauni --

hey la aayo aayo rausi aayo --


 
Posted on 10-16-07 4:51 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Deep, no rausi here in cafe..just tea and coffee..rausi bhaye arkai thau ma khojnu paryo..this is a wrong place for rausi..

 
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Very Funny..thought I'd share with you..

Who is clever? Teacher or student??????????

One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look a dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS )

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right.....!!!

True story from IIT Bombay...Batch 1992-96


 
Posted on 10-16-07 7:18 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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sndy both the teacher and student .. are fool anii yo joke padhne haruu sabai fool including meh....... re kya....... LOL!!!!

Well none of them is smart in this case.. neither teacher nor the students ... ANd we have to be also included coz we laughed for being so sojhoo.........

-rocks


 
Posted on 10-16-07 9:58 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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sndy..cute joke ke.


 
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:p
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Posted on 10-16-07 11:06 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Took all the time to write to everyone and said the session has expired rey! Pheww....what a waste!

 Hope everyone had a wonderful day!

 Audrey - Hey girl, you had me in stitches for a moment. Work keeping me busy of late but shall drop in often (possibly).

 TL, sndy - Gambling never bring me luck and I only know (what is it called? Jut patti or triple something. Errr..my rusty brain).

 Sitaraji - Kite-flying in Dashain would have been great, don't you think so? Btw, what's your plan?

 Av - Happy reading and let me hear the story when you get done re kya!;-)

 Mavs, Loote puppy, Cleo, Captain, thapap, npl2us, Camo, Rocky, kalanki, Cerine, Udashi, NKC, Juggy, Bhangeyra, Rythm, Danny and to everyone - A very Happy Dasina once again.

 G'nite Folks!

 

Last edited: 16-Oct-07 11:08 PM

 
Posted on 10-16-07 11:37 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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am runnin for time(i tried typing and i stopped myself seeing it will never end ....tell me which of u wished for that?cos it came true!!whens the party?)

but i just thot i say a big HEY!..to everyone!

hope all is well with u all :oD...

on a side note...

TL..its no secret!u just need to be a BIG procrastinator!and have tonnes of stuffs u need to be doing and voila!;oP..the procrastinator in u wil jagh jayega!jagoh!jagoh!:o| and after that u seen the "result" havent u?;oP..and from my experience, energy drinks and caffeine are bad for such occassions!..i do stop myself from takin them(being too hyper, esp alone, is not a nice feeln!:o| )..with that i shall stop here..if not i had some more things to say to u ;oP..

aud....errr i think i better not start ..if i do!it wont end!esp when im in such a predicament?;oP...maybe later..:oD

mav!darn!the tongue explains it all doesnt it?says hi and watever needs to be said to anyone/everyone?darn i wish i had such a tongue!;oP..

flippu?lost sleep?go find it ;oP hehe..

and hi to sndy!how can i come here without sayn hi to the brig maam!?;oP

good day!:oD

*really closes sajha after coming back to edit ;oP *

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Posted on 10-17-07 8:50 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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To Café N working committee,

 

Due to some unavoidable circumstanses, I was unable to come on café N for past several days. I, hence, would apologize for my demeanor and would take a vow not to

repeat the same conduct again, other than for the special conditions which are on 21 pages pdf file on my deskptop;):p

Btw, I am helping my co worker to finish her job and to submit the assignment before the deadline, which has been already postponed once. And for goodness grace, I don’t expect it to happen twice.

So, I am more busy and worried than her….lol

Your sircerely,

Mave

Alright enough with apologies, whats up people……….

Dannanah: Wooooohooooooooo!! What do I say about u. How many redbull do you drink per day? I bet it should be at least a dozen; otherwise where would u get such an energy to write such long comments.

And, thanks about another thread’s post.

It always feels good when somebody supports you on your views.

Sndy: Miss you too!! …..Show me pics of fuchhe…

Tl: Its always good to see ur energy up here. You really come here as a wind ( btw..same hold true about ur exit:p:p)( saved 1.47pm October 16)

Btw, you two gals bhanne ki ladies only enjoyed. You forgot the rest of us. L

Flippy: A grt dashain to you. Winter is near, and I hope you will get pink nike sneaker in dashain. Flip Flop ma ta jaado huncha:p

Sirish bro:  I have a lengthy apology to you too for that Sunday thing. I hope life is long enough to meet everyone up here.

Cerine: Dashain plan…hmmm… taas khelneJ

Lemony: Bepatta hoina break matra

Dannanah: nice satire… more I talk with you more I think you are intelligent:p does that mean, more I loose my mind??;)

A big Hi to rest of the gang!!!



 
Posted on 10-17-07 10:09 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hi to everyone

 


 
Posted on 10-17-07 10:28 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hey everyone..

Mav, kunai din dekhaula hai..

Hey Danny, if you hadn't said hi to me, mero tantrum dekhnu parthyo ni feri..he he..don't u ever do that hai..dar lagyo?

Flips, u taash kheling? Kaam ma ho? Will talk to u when I can hai..

TL, I'll come for tika hai..around 8/9..let me know..if you don't let me know, I'm in a katti mood ni feri..

Lemony, k cha? where r u?

Loots, katti..but where r u?

Capt. saab, katti but where r u?

Nepte, not katti but where r u?

Camobhaijan, not katti but where r u?

Jack, not katti but where r u?

Rythm, if you don't say hi, I'll do katti..where r u?

Juggs, not katti but where r u?

Thapap, not katti but where r u?

Rocky, not katti, but I know u're somewhere around..he he..

Hey Manvi,

Hey Avani

Hey Cerine

Audrey, not katti, so hi..

Sitaradi, not katti so hi..

Sum_off, katti..for not visiting the cafe..until u write another story..

Rest of the gang..no katti so hello..

 
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sndy - hi

manvi - hi -kasto ramro naam ho ! maile chori payen bhane manvi naam rakhchu !

 
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 Happy to be back to the new and at the same time old cafe N (ok...inside humor there )

Dannnnnnnnnnnnyyyy...i guess i seem to owe you a dinner huh?

neway.... Good morning to ya all :-)


 



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