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Latest updates:

1) TL and Caps -- in vacation. it might as well be true that both ended up in the same location.

2) Sndy -- gained expertise in cooking "raayo ko saag".

3) Flips -- got a green signal from LooTeKuKuR to claim the critically acclaimed "BT" title.

4) Camo -- got trained to train a dog.

5) Jugs-- still working on his thesis.

6) Cleo -- mama ki god mein so rahi hai.

7) Npl -- looking for "boka" to sacrifice for more lucrative turnover of the cafe.

8) Hi dai -- joined al--qaaeda--boka-sacrificing-gang in VA.

9) Dr. Bikash -- turned into a seasoned campaigner.

10) Limca -- found her niche in all her watches, clocks and her own face, which show same time ALL the time - 12 O' clock!

11) Lutii -- Her/His gender is still under scrutiny.

12) Rockend -- went through an abstinence from alcohol for 10 more minutes.

13) thapap -- food poisoned. last we heard of him was he visited sndy and TL.

14) Manvi/cerine/azn et al. -- bunked the team for good

Chhutnu hune mahanubhav le kripaya ujuri halnu hola!

I dont have any plans right now but I will probably go watch Bourne Ultimatum sometime today or tomorrow?
Anyways, do you have any plans for the weekend? Ani aja pani rayo ko saag ho lunch lai?

Sparrow

Ha ha..it was tori raicha ni..not raayo, LOL..no I haven't decided what I'll eat today...
Weekend ma I'll relax with my family. Need a to sleep..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...can't wait and also planning to watch Rangeela..been wanting to watch that movie for a long time.. he he..

So our Capt. saab is here:

TL khoi ta? TL, where art thou? Friday lagecha malai..:)

The effect of day on the Café N Business
A case study by Juggy J.

The Café business varies with the day. However there had not been study to relate the direct proportionality between the business and days till date. This study tries to relate the day with the business of the Café N and find the possible solutions!

The day and its effect
The days has direct relation with the café business. When the business is plotted with relationship with business per day (Refer Figure Only one) it can be observed that weekends always have negative effect on the business. The business even drops to 0 during the weekends. This can be termed as the effect of 'Kaamchor Syndrome', as there is no work to be cheated during the weekends.


Figure Only one: The business rate Café N # 13 on each day since its opening on 17th July

The opening days the café saw the rise in the charts rising up to 104 points on that week's friday. However the joy didn't remain the same in the next week. The business was down to 27 points with most of free coffee sipped off by Captain Haddock followed by SNDY, Flip Flop and Jack Sparrow.

The business goes downhill also on the middle of the week, which can be termed as 'The Hump Day Syndrome'. The most possible reason for this can be the number of files piled up on the each of the café customers desk due to much time spend on the café during the opening of week.

The business is mostly high during the start and end of the weeks, which maybe due to the amount of work that can be cheated during those days.

Possible Solutions

- The Hump days works should be neglected as much as the other days work. The people neglecting café on hump day should be termed as 'Café Cheater' and should be prosecuted as café laws.

- The NPL2US should be recruited full time during Fridays for Happy Friday parties so that Friday business may pick up. It had been seen that Kellu had been keeping NPL2US busy, so it is advised to kidnap Kellu and threaten NPL2US if he disagree to work on Fridays.

- The weekends should be declared as the working days and there should be enough amount of work to be cheated during the weekends too to keep the business of café going.

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Thank you!!

Have a good weekend all people!!

haha..when did you find out ki it was tori ko saag not rayo? anyways that was funny coz there was a kind of discussion about rayo ko saag in last thead...ani have a good time with your family and while watching rangeela...for me I have not watched that movie yet and I am not sure if I would ever...And dont have any reason for not watching that movie...


Sparrow

Sorry Figure here!!
Figure Only one: The business rate Café N # 13 on each day since its opening on 17th July

aja belka ko k chha plan?
hami ta jamdai ho
interested lai nimto chha hai

good guggy
I think business will be continue till midnight today.
So the 'sahuji' is somehow disappointed.

LOL Juggy, kaamchor syndrome huh? First prize goes to me hoina? LOL..u're back with a BANG..ha ha..very funny..still laughing..

Great analysis Juggy....even I have been thinking about the drop in the cafe sales lately...most of the members? customers have been gone for a while now...hopefully they will be back with a bang...anyways all of you have a great weekend....


Sparrow

goodmorning

hello good morning hai deuso ko bara baje pani
kinaki ma balla utheko ani mero din starts now

kohi chhaina baa cafe ma ta.
sunday ta yaso cafe ko cofee khana aaunu ni.

Cafe eh!

Umm,,,
One cappuccino de-caf and a de la warr cheese scone pse.

Eat in, of course.

It's raining outside, innit! :-)

et pour moi aussie (sp???????)

Hey hey, Sandhurst, the Highwayman of Sajha! Now we see you, then we don't--what's up with that? ;)

Have a great weekend all!

Hello my Louly Nautankiis…
SNDY: nice to meet *new you* after so long..if only not for that silly rush..it went off well..was expecting the whole jingbang..:=(
LooTeKumar: me and Captaan vacationing in same location ray? Are u kidding?.. you know Captaan very well..don’t you? :=)
Flipsy: I miss chatting with you ..dying to tell you the going ons..can not wait..ray kya!
Lemoney: when will be that KUNAI DIN ?lol
Jug Bdr: Mitjyu,kati phursat ni? Chart banaai baanai basnay..sutna pardaina bhanya?
Cleo Maharani: Hajur ko darshan paaunai garo..kata ho?still shopping ki ceremony over?
Nepte: Kasto cheu ?
Nanu Bhai: I need to take some lesson from you.. “how to quit sajha in one day”..let me know the guru dakshina.
Manvi, Miss_me,Cerine,: Sanchaaii?
Captaan: still on vacation ?kata tira ho? Aatto patto chaina ni? Mars nai pagay jasto cha ni..any luck with someone from venus?
Sitara: hamlai chai hello chaina? Kay saro ho?maya na mara na hai..
Camo: you are giving away that leather ko dhoti ray? Ram ram ….dhoti ka kya kasoor?
Avani: still in search of water..
Thapap: byastha ho?
JS: back to school ?
Lutii:cute nick..LooTe ko fan ho?
Rocky: Weekend ma Fitlaan ho?
Lahure Dai: big hello hai..
Bikasji:tapai lai pani big hello..
Parbatya:sadai yatai tira chiya piunu aaunus hai..
TL: kati questions? Kati? Aren’t you tired? Time out.. Go to bed…
Haas!

HI PPLZZ!!!!

lolz - - i just wanted to see the time of the post bfore me n i guess with the timin n the place i m in i dont kinda match up with u pplz from where eva u r - - the time lag between when i post n when u guys will read will b like a gud few hrs so its kinda like gonna b me talkin to myself which is kinda odd n kinda crazy n i guess kinda sad too - - anywayzzzz i guess i m kinda a bit bored ryt now n well just checkin sajha out!!!

Hi folks and folkies! How's everyone doooooooing? I am doing fine, thank you.

Later!