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 When Girls Drink Too Much

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Posted on 10-09-07 12:55 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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When Girls Drink Too Much


1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move
around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it, too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more
like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them
sooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a
new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next
to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving
us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the
gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on
it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault
that we're having problems walking straight.


1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our butt while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move
around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe we could do it, too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more
like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them
sooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a
new song play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next
to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving
us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the
gin.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on
it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault
that we're having problems walking straight.


 
Posted on 10-09-07 1:19 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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wot! wot! wot!         


 
Posted on 10-09-07 4:55 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Haha.  haha.

Funny??? not! and even if I did find it so...i'd still be saying -

Atleast we dont turn into pigs :D

 

 

 


 
Posted on 10-09-07 6:41 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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do gals repeat themselves when they drink a bit too much?;oP saw it up there ^^^..i think we guys do!haha..

but one thing's for sure..we guys(takin myself as an example!if u want a better example...errr..like robbie williams sings.."better man" get one from a better him!;oP haha)....

we guys sure do take a lot of breaks to the gents when we drink too much(esp beer)! and kinda miss that!cos in the gents(ok the other gender might wanna close their eyes and cover the ears)... sooner or later..we end up making eye contact with the guy(s) beside us(who also had a bit too much to drink) and before u know it, both will be havin some small(errr does size matter on this too?) guys (watever it is!) talk..even if u dun get into any small talk..after meetn the same person in the gents for quite a number of time(happens if both ur visit frequency is pretty high ;oP)..u start to feel, like u "know" the person! vice versa?haha..or is it just me?

----
avi!u havent been here for a while?or was it me who didnt notice!;oP..got diarrhea from the churpi daal?wahaha ..just kiddn..how did that go?pretty curious cos never heard of such a stuff!if its safe..will take down that recipe!its not for me!well errr...in some ways ;oP...its more to pass it to frens who will then make it for them and me!haha..

hope alls well!:oD

enuf of hovering from me!

good day!*oink oink* (just felt hungry like a pig :oD hehe)

 
Posted on 10-09-07 10:11 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ya but a lot of things arent like that only when girls get drunk, it can be too when you're hyper, excited, nervous, or high! you're usually so tired when you're wasted and superactive when you're high ;P
 
Posted on 10-09-07 10:36 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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girls have less amount of alcohal dehydrogenase than the boys(its fact guys i m not kidding)

alchohal dehydogenase degradess the alcohal we consume

since gals have less of that enzyme they cant degrade it as we boys do(bravo boys)

so they get intoxicated with less spirit too(poor gals)

 

 


 
Posted on 10-10-07 8:31 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Its just a generalization, not every girl do that!
 
Posted on 10-10-07 10:13 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next
to us.

 

If I daresay, he starts looking cuter too. "Oh mah gosh, he's so mah type! Imma take his picture and save it inside my heart shaped pendants for eva and eva."


 
Posted on 10-10-07 10:55 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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When girls drink too much, guys get hopeful?!

 
Posted on 10-10-07 11:03 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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When girls gets drunk, guys get lucky!!
 
Posted on 10-10-07 10:01 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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eww those of you who say when girls get drunk, guys get lucky or hopeful or whatever are totally wrong or stereotypical, alcohol could never totally control a girl's desire of having sex, thats totally cheap and stupid, atleast not mine or ones that i know of, gee. maybe it could change just a bit in making it little more exciting, easier and stuff.
 
Posted on 10-10-07 10:33 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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when girls drink too much, nepali men are charged with rape

 
Posted on 10-10-07 10:47 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)

Women need a reason to have sex — men just need a place.
- Billy Crystal.

A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
- Sanskrit proverb

BEST PICK-UP LINE EVER
> >
> > An Scouser is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his
> > watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
> >
> >The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date
> >>running late?"
> >
> >"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just
> >testing it."
> >
> >The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
> >>special about it?"
> >
> >The Scouser explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
> >telepathically."
> >
> >The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
> >
> >"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
>
> >The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
> >wearing panties!''
> >
> >The Scouser smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody things running
> >about an hour fast, can I buy you a drink?


 
Posted on 10-10-07 11:13 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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supari thula is absolutely right!!
 
Posted on 10-10-07 11:24 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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well then those type of girls prolly take advantage of getting drunk for having sex, not like they didnt wanna have 1 when they weren't drunk which is so stupid and a show off.


 
Posted on 10-11-07 1:37 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You forget to mention worst part. ....................
Have you ever taken you GF home fully dunked in Motorbike. You will understand it is not even funny.
They keep on telling you that they love you .................it gets boring afterwards
They ask you to hug them again and again
If you are not so drunked you loose intention of having sex as well. For me honestly i cant take advantage of drunken girl of having sex. I find it pathetic.

Yes but certainly if it is your wife after couple of Baileys and shooters...............she speaks so cutely and keep on cuddling you again and again. She forgets she is Nepalese all of a sudden and kiss you in front of everyone again and again. Alcohol is amazing ............any girl who claims they are NEpali nari becomes liberal than any European or Americans.

 
Posted on 10-11-07 1:44 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Once i was in bar  waiting for my drink..................there was girl next to me sipping wine. All of sudden she stares at my T-shirt saying "Behind every sucessful man there is a women and behind that others looking at her ass". I looked at her and smiled ........she goes that so true pointing at my t-shirt. I offer her a drink and she accepted it........we chated whole nite dancing salsa,waltz to ball room dance. She starts to talk about her being widow and her dead husband. ...........It was sad actually. She tells me she cant go home like this.........it was signal, though i took her to hotel.........nothing happened. I acted like good hero of Bollywood movies. Next day she ways up and acts as if i had sex with her. For me it is stupid to help any drunken girl especially if it is Nepalese.

 
Posted on 10-11-07 4:04 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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MoneyMinded, She probably thought you're a gay not a bollywood hero. hehe...She wasted her night...
 
Posted on 10-11-07 7:27 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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O MoneyMinded jaatha, your writing skills have improved a bit maybe to a grade school level.. good job mate..they're not as incoherent as they used to be HAHAH

 
Posted on 10-11-07 10:54 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Realization:

don't drink to get drunk and act stupid, drink to have a drink...he he


 



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