Posted by: MR_TRUTH October 10, 2007
When Girls Drink Too Much
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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.
- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)

Women need a reason to have sex — men just need a place.
- Billy Crystal.

A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
- Sanskrit proverb

> >
> > An Scouser is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his
> > watch several times in the space of a few minutes.
> >
> >The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date
> >>running late?"
> >
> >"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just
> >testing it."
> >
> >The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so
> >>special about it?"
> >
> >The Scouser explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
> >telepathically."
> >
> >The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
> >
> >"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
> >The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am
> >wearing panties!''
> >
> >The Scouser smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody things running
> >about an hour fast, can I buy you a drink?

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