1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Only in America,

Man marry with man and woman marry with woman

ONLY IN NEPAL, born dissabled child's are curse from GOD!!

hey confused, aren't twins also a curse from god in nepal?

and dp, i think it's only in america, that they are fighting for no reason

in america, honking your horn is outlawed in some places; in nepal, it's encouraged (HORN PLEASE!)

only in nepal does a country run out of sugar because it's festival time

hahahahha..hilarious... kukhura dhood..hahahhaha.. my arse was laughing for a good min and half..omg..that shit is so flippin funnie... hey look ama.. kukhura dhood 50% off cha..hahahah..omg.dats the funniest thing i've ever heard in my life// i'mma use that inmy daily food vocab... kukhura dhood... ah. classic!

get life iced mocha . duh

u get life. u short idiot moron. your bf works at tiffin and smuggles sukeko roti for a romantic nite in the parking lot near the mall. YOu drive a 1999 bicycle without any front basket. Your hair look like electricuted your face look like beated. i drive a porsche and u look like a horse.. you came to the nepali show lookin like a 2dolla hoe...

(Any grammatical or other errors are intentionally used to sound more fobbish)

u r just the jealous that my man is romantic duh...at least he steeels for me,u don't even have hot hunk...u don't drive porse duh...u don't even know my bf...he's so hot hunk he work at a big office in tall building and has all white frens...u white wannabe duh.....i might be 2 dolla ho but u r a 99 cent ko randi duh...go wrk at YUM Estreet and make that 99 cent....and why don't u learn enlis before u spk to me duh

u ryt u ryt.. i DONT kno your boy.. i sure heard bout him though.. my uncle who went to isp one day to buy some saris for my aunti found him outside smokin. he went inside n wuz talkin to one of the dudes n got all the details on him..newayz..enuff explainin..more trashin

u walkin roun w/yo timberland thinkin youz a lumberman
nails chewed up coz youz a nervous slut

you n you man went to get some tan. fell asleep with his head on your tummie.. woke up hrs later you wuz surely tan. only the part where his head wuz wuz left untanned.. so now u gots a big pale head mark on yo belly.

your father is shoe maker. get real. u talk all shit. duh ......u have to write better enlish and discuss with me.....ubuy few dollars worth sunglass from Walmart and think, duh.....they look great.stupid girl, at least i can afford timsduh.....what loser duh....You are worst of them after reading all your non sense postings.I was born here and I come on the top of you all. Duh.I have so many important meetings in my personal office room at 55th floor today. what u do? wrk at YUM Estreet?My american friend is laughing at you right now. Get life. duh and also get real

ok ok..enough of this useless junk.
Only in america will our amais (ama haru) talk about weight everywher and anywhere.
Only in america will ppl bitch if you gain weight n bitch if you lose it.

in response to aisha: i hab plenty life. duh! u go eat some kukhura dhood and go for a ride on your bicycle. DUH

Hey icedmocha and aisha stop argueing, this thread for having a fun, plzzz. Yo Dashaina ko belama ek arka lai maya garna ra prem batna sikauna hoina ta. lets pray for nepal and nepali.
with love and peace

i have no tyme to waste duh...and fyi kukhuras don't give dudh...duh

oie aisha and icedmocha, aile aayra dubai lai jhappar dim? i know where you both live!
LOOK OUT THE WINDOW...
i parked my khatara and im outside! how do you go back to 95 again?

Many thanks to Bedrock & Palpali Gaaule for this looooong thread.
BedRock, You made me loaughing in the office with that cartoon using in right time.
Palpali Gaauleko pani dherai kura man paryo, Childresn throw their teeth over their roof and pray it to be eaten by a mouse. Hamra gaauma matra ho ki bhanya ta ...

Here goes mine:

1.Only In Nepal: The Newar girls get marry with Bel-Patra before marrying to a Boy.
2.Only In Nepal: The children say "Yo kaam garna ta rajale pani sakdainan." for a 3.difficult work that needs force but not mind.
4.Only in Nepal: Nepal Bhasha is not the national language.
5.Only in Nepal: The so called lower cast's people write "Nepali" as their family name.

Aisha, You think you looked funny. You need to get life.

you forgot DUH!!

only in nepal do people say "an insect ate your tooth" when you have a cavity

only in nepal are bananas considered "chiso"

only in nepal do people encourage you to drink warm, thick milk (bhaisi ko, kukura ko hoina!) when you have a cold

only in america do people throw chappals away after they break one time
people in nepal really know how to fix them- there's the standard melting it back together, i once had a guy use wire to sew it back together, and in an amazing feat, i once saw a little bhai actually use his spit to mend his broken chappal!

Only in Nepal: kunai haat le ghaanti chhoyo bhane, tyo haat phukna parchha!

Only in Nepal: kukur/biralo le baato kaatyo bhane thu.thu garna parchha!
(there are so many others like "saiit bigarne kura",
e.g. no sneezing at the time you leave the house;
no one should ask "kata jaane" when you are going for an important meeting/assignment;
baato maa ritto gaagro bhete, pharkera aaunu parchh etc.

only in america we have fobby ppl like _____ try to act like they were born here...but can't even speak proper english to save their life....lol duh...nothing against fobby ppl...coz i have fobby tendencies...lol...but when they pretend to b sumthing they're not...it irks the shit outta me......

I don't think i look funny sonika hun... what i wrote might have sounded funny but as far as looks are concerned...i'm not concerned about it being funny...duh....not trying to be arrogant...but when we have ppl like sonika commenting of looking funny....welll can't help it....

hey redstone.....i know where u live tooo.....i'll come give u a fork to play with...maybe duh...lol