1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

Dear God,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.

more more more

hhahaha, rofl!

Nepali in USA
Nepali girls

Most Nepali girls r manufactured copies of each other :

They all have highlighted*optional ..hair which is always
straight and left
>out to be messed up by the wind! contacts which r wrong on
the skin -
>BIG HEELS....to make-up their lack of height!
>Hipsters or crops figure
U LOOK LIKE SLAPPAS!!!!!
the essential - Mobile phone (u cant live without it)
>U walk around wiv a big grin to show u removed ur braces!
As soon as u get complimented u strut around thinkin u da
bomb!..lol!
And most boys seem to like that look....y???
>Most gals cant dance -think they good @it but actually dont
even move their feet 4rm da same spot!
>Seem to care sooooooooooooooo much about religion but still
>smoke,drink and
other things which i cant mention......
And u think ur gods gift!!...u know ur butterz!!!
Put bare make-up on to cover ur spots and lipgloss/lipstick
which drips off ur lips .
All try to be rude girls !!!!....etc...go to da temple to check da oppposit sex!!...very sad!

Nepali boys

The hair- crop,chewed muff @da front,spikes...all gelled wiv sum gunk - and if and if someone dares to even touch ur hair they better start writing their will!

>U all seem to have bum fluff on ur face!....tryin to look
>older u jus look like poofs!
Da essential......once again da mobile!!!!
>Shake hands wiv every guy u meet even if u dont know them!
>sit wiv ur legz soooo far apart!
>>Nepali boyz vocab- ma bitch, byatch, shorty, missions, nahh,
init, seen,
skeen, gwaan, rahh, safe, blud, geeza, chirpse, skeet,
bedrin, wha gwan - u think u a black man!
Listen to garage , r n b....we all know u listen to the
shitty hindi/nepali crap!
Ur motto...every hole is a goal....then u want to marry
virgin marys...wots
that all about????
>All wanna be a dj or a mc - pleeez dont even try!
u have da biggest head in da world...and got too much attitude
>U go out wiv a gal- use and abuse her den move on to da
>next...u all playa wannabezzz..u all jus came out ur nappies so sit ur asses
down!
dont take it offencivly...but u know its true! "
>send dis to all u fellow Nepali......somethings gotta be
done!

>Some day u'll cry for me like i cried for you ý Some day u'll miss me like i missed you ý Some day u'll need me like i needed you
>ý Some day u'll love me, but i wont luv you!

wow, swaati, you must have some free time right now! but thanks for all the good humor. the "only in america" was fantastic! sad, but true. and the boy writing to god..... so good! keep 'em coming......

LOL Swaati u hilarious girl! I am waiting for responses on ^^^ one !

What does a name Swaati mean. Is it a nepali name or borrowed from somewhere else, in any case its a sweet name.

hey swaati- i would love to see an "only in nepal..."

only in nepal.....do people not eat beef but wear leather accessories
only in nepal.....do people say how much americans like "guliyo" but drink THE
SWEETEST tea ever
only in nepal.....do people complain about indian expansionism yet embrace hindi music
and bollywood filims (with the exception of prachanda)
only in nepal.....do people, after you arrive somewhere, greet you by asking you
"did you come?"
only in nepal.....do dogs live on a diet of rice and lentils


any others?!?!?!

"only in nepal.....do dogs live on a diet of rice and lentils "- those are the lucky ones.

Only in Nepal

- Tailor made clothes are cheaper that readymade (at least used to be when I was there)
- eating Pizza at bakery cafe is better than homemade gourmet food

Only in America was a Sajha recycle, but it was nice to read it once again.Others were good.

Only in Nepal....do people use "streched lips and nose" (instead of fingers) to show you the direction.

Only in Nepal...does the caller(on the phone) asks "yo kaha paryo (where did I call?)" to the receiver.

Only in Nepal....do people think all 'Khaires" are Americans.

DP

Only in Nepal-

its okay for boys to have sex before marriage but not the girls; hmmmm...who are th boys having sex with then......whores? boys? don't tell?

only in nepal are people willing to ride on the roof of a speeding bus in the hills, but idiots with ego trips wear their motorcycle helmets walking around a bazaar!!!

only in nepal do people think all americans are khaires!

hehehe funny especially the nepali boys and girls.
Keep more coming folks.

palpali, a good one! [only in nepal do people think all americans are khaires!]

and also like DP said [only in nepal do people think all khaires are americans]

yet, someone reading this would think what's wrong with that.

we get following error....

Only in Nepal are people more concerned about gaining weight than losing it.

only in nepal-

parents let you know if you are ready for marriage or not

only in nepal do people bless you by putting their favorite food on your forehead!!!

do we have declared potluck parties?

Only in Nepal do people walk for miles to listen to "Netas" and King.

Only in Nepal do people discriminate others based on color (Madhesis) and religion (Muslim) and cry foul in the US that they were discriminated in the Bars.

Only in Nepal do people everything in their power to go study in the US and once here, complain that the education in Nepal has much higher standard (tough) than the colleges in the US.