First of all congratulations to all the Nepalese who are TPS beneficiaries. Now you all can work legally in 7-Elevens & Subways.

Better luck next time to all the DV holders who couldn't get the TPS.

Being a guy I've never been fan of Teej songs but that has changed since Jyoti Magar started showing some watermelons.

I think our society is sexist because If Mahadev can leave his d!cks all over pashupatinath and other parts of the country why can't Jyoti Magar flash some part of her boobies? Why so much outcry?

Who will I take Jyoti Magar or Rekha Thapa for a one night stand? F*ck I will even take hisila Yami for that matter. (Nas words)

If I open a KFC in Nepal some of my menu item will be : Combo no.1 white meat (jyoti'a breast & wings) with mashed potato and a drink (upgrade to 2 breasts for Rs 100 more).
Combo no. 2 dark meat (rekha thapa thigh & legs) with cole slaw & drink (upgrade to 2 major thigh for Rs 100 more). Call me sexist you have no clue and you are moron.

I don't take energy drinks n energy pills to wake myself n my lil john up . I am natural I will give my best shot in 2 minutes. I don't want to raise her expectations because people can get greedy.

I got to meet Yashoda aunt other day who happened to come to States few months ago. I asked her सन्चै हुनुहुन्छ? She replied to me, " म असम छु, भाई! Her teen daughter looked at me & smiled.

I was invited to her newly bought house other day. As I stepped outside in her patio I got my neck wrapped around by bras that were hung on the rope. I feel embarrassed but at the same time felt fortunate 'coz it could have been worse.

Back to Jyoti Magar again because she is a hot commodity now. This guy named Ram Prasad Khanal has advised her to play "blue film" instead of singing lok get. I can clearly understand his intentions, he wants to give self gratitude to himself while watching her film. Keep dreaming Mr Khanal. I know you are not happy with your
Wife.