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 TPS, Teej, Jyoti Magar & watermelons
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Posted on 08-12-15 9:48 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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First of all congratulations to all the Nepalese who are TPS beneficiaries. Now you all can work legally in 7-Elevens & Subways.

Better luck next time to all the DV holders who couldn't get the TPS.

Being a guy I've never been fan of Teej songs but that has changed since Jyoti Magar started showing some watermelons.

I think our society is sexist because If Mahadev can leave his d!cks all over pashupatinath and other parts of the country why can't Jyoti Magar flash some part of her boobies? Why so much outcry?

Who will I take Jyoti Magar or Rekha Thapa for a one night stand? F*ck I will even take hisila Yami for that matter. (Nas words)

If I open a KFC in Nepal some of my menu item will be : Combo no.1 white meat (jyoti'a breast & wings) with mashed potato and a drink (upgrade to 2 breasts for Rs 100 more).
Combo no. 2 dark meat (rekha thapa thigh & legs) with cole slaw & drink (upgrade to 2 major thigh for Rs 100 more). Call me sexist you have no clue and you are moron.

I don't take energy drinks n energy pills to wake myself n my lil john up . I am natural I will give my best shot in 2 minutes. I don't want to raise her expectations because people can get greedy.

I got to meet Yashoda aunt other day who happened to come to States few months ago. I asked her सन्चै हुनुहुन्छ? She replied to me, " म असम छु, भाई! Her teen daughter looked at me & smiled.

I was invited to her newly bought house other day. As I stepped outside in her patio I got my neck wrapped around by bras that were hung on the rope. I feel embarrassed but at the same time felt fortunate 'coz it could have been worse.

Back to Jyoti Magar again because she is a hot commodity now. This guy named Ram Prasad Khanal has advised her to play "blue film" instead of singing lok get. I can clearly understand his intentions, he wants to give self gratitude to himself while watching her film. Keep dreaming Mr Khanal. I know you are not happy with your
Wife.
 
Posted on 08-12-15 10:23 AM     [Snapshot: 63]     Reply [Subscribe]
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@Mangale,
Why only 7-Elevens and Subways? Are these the only fate the TPS beneficiaries will have once they get work authorization? If i'm not mistaken, you are one of the applicant as well. So, are you hoping only to work on these places?
 
Posted on 08-12-15 10:33 AM     [Snapshot: 97]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Nakale bro...I will take that as a compliment. & I will add IT consultancy job to that to make you happy. ;)
 
Posted on 08-12-15 10:47 AM     [Snapshot: 145]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Where is the link of jyoti magar flashing Her watermelons mangale bro
 
Posted on 08-12-15 10:48 AM     [Snapshot: 133]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Mangale bro: Thanks for the consideration. Being biology major, hoping to work at Alcon (a pharmaceutical company) though. :)
 
Posted on 08-12-15 10:51 AM     [Snapshot: 152]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Microbiology bro... Easy brother ...she has flashed part of her watermelon not the whole thing. YouTube her songs.
Nakale bro.. That's why I haven't considered stand up comedian as my full time career :D
 
Posted on 08-12-15 10:54 AM     [Snapshot: 172]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Mangale bro there isn't anything available on YouTube about her watermelons I searched it where Didi you find it is it private
 
Posted on 08-12-15 10:56 AM     [Snapshot: 180]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Micro bro ... Then try at Walmart :D I am sure they have plenty.
 
Posted on 08-12-15 10:58 AM     [Snapshot: 191]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Guff bro Ko where did she show some parts of her watermelon
 
Posted on 08-12-15 1:04 PM     [Snapshot: 295]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Micro.. I didn't get close up of her watermelon but mark at 1.48. Enjoy!

https://youtu.be/u1A78glK-xs
 
Posted on 08-12-15 1:43 PM     [Snapshot: 335]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Wtf, so that is jyoti magar. I wouldnt even touch her with a ten feet pole.
 
Posted on 08-12-15 1:45 PM     [Snapshot: 346]     Reply [Subscribe]
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You prefer bindu priyar then
 
Posted on 08-12-15 4:31 PM     [Snapshot: 444]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Is she singer like jyoti or actress or model
 
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Nevermind, just googled her. I pass.
 
Posted on 08-12-15 5:49 PM     [Snapshot: 536]     Reply [Subscribe]
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How do you add photos to this thread from cell phone Nas bro? I have interesting pics to show.
 
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Even the little kiddos things are hard on!
 
Posted on 08-13-15 9:00 PM     [Snapshot: 1038]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Damn she is so spot on! Hypocrites! Indeed people are!!
http://medianp.tv/interview-with-folk-singer-jyoti-magar/
 


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