Gud one bokaman here are some

direction- dairection
Texas- Taxas
Missouri- Missauri
buddy- butty
relieve- relaive
jose- hose
Jake- Jack
tomato- tomator
potato- pottato
chicken- chickan
MacDonalds- Makdonalds
beef- buff
Buffet- Boofett
legend- legion
Shit- sheet
f**k- faak