good ones guys.. stomach hurts frm laughin.. keep them comin!!!!

Here's my share:

A sardar was caught in the midst of crossfire on the indo-pak border. wanting to get to a safe spot, the sardar made a run for it. only to have a bazooka make a bee line for his crotch. It exploded in his loins and his balls fell hither-tether.

saving what he could at the time, which was just one testicle, he pocketed it and dragged himself to the nearest hospital where he asked the doctor to patch him up and the doctor said "I'll do my best".

the doctor not knowing what to substitute for a second testicle saw a couple of kids having a mud fight outside and got an idea. he moulded a testicle sized mudball and sewed the sardar's sack back on.

"Come back to me after a week and tell me how you feel" said the doc as he sent the sardar home.

After a week, the sardar came for his report.

"Any problems?" the doc asked.

"Doctor, everything is fine, except one small thing." replied a confused sardar.

"What is it?" asked the doc.

"Well, I cant understand why on one side of my balls there's hair growing, but on the other side, there's grass."