Nice one gentleman, here's one from myside..

A son tells his dad, "I had sex for the first time in my life last night." So dad being excited to know which girl he has sex with, he said, "Congratulation son, so how was your first experience, how do you feel and what did you learn." Son replied, "I feel very good and everything's well except for the fact that my ass is hurting so much because i didn't know that Ryan got such a huge D**K.....Dad fainted...