Nice one dHwasE bro my abdomen is cramped due to laugh,this thread is the best one in sajha f'ck the politics Maoists,UML,Congressi etc lets enjoy and laugh laud.I couldnt resist myself so here's one about gentleman's ass (2nd of the day from me)

 

Once a Indian, a Pakistani and our dear Nepali Dai were standing together.
An American came up and asked, �Hey guys, what is your favorite flower? �
The Indian replied, �Lotus� �Ha, I wipe my shit with that! � the American jeered.
The Indian got angry, the lotus being his national flower.
The Pakistani replied: �Chameli� �Ha I wipe my shit with that! � American responsed
The Pakistani also got angry but kept quite.
American asked Nepali �Nepaliji  what is your favorite flower?
Patriotic Nepali replied: �Cactus! and told  American �Now wipe your ass with that! �