Hahaha, good one dhwase,

Here's mine for today, Today i have a poem that i'm going to read,

The title of my Poem is "My First Time"

The sky was dark, the moon was high, all alone just she and i,

Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue, i knew exactly what she wanted to do,

Her skin's so smooth, her leg's are so fine, i ran my fingers down her spine,

I didnt know how but i tried my best, i started by placing my hand on her breast,

I remember my fear, my fast beating heart, but slowly she spread her legs apart,

And when she did, i felt no shame, all at once the white stuff came,

Atlast its all finished now....

That was "My Very First Time" milking a Cow....