Posted by: chhimobu May 19, 2010
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One day, King decided to give prize to a best loyal bodyguard soldier from his 3 loyal bodyguard soldiers. He asked his gorgeous wife (queen) to take off her all clothes and put a small blade in her pu**y. Then king left queen alone in the room and asked his 1st body guard to enter queen's room. 1st bodyguard went inside and came back after few seconds. When bodyguard came back, king check his d**k and found wound. Then king said, f**k ....o*f, you're not my loyal guard. Then king asked to 2nd bodyguard to enter the room and again when 2nd bodyguard came back king found wound in 2nd bodyguard's d**k. Again said you're also not loyal..... It's turn to the 3rd bodyguard and king asked him to enter the queen's room. 3rd bodyguard went inside and came back. King check his d**k and didn't find any wound. Then king said you're my best loyal soldier and arranged for prize distribution. During the prize distribution, king asked that best loyal bodyguard to give small speech. The bodyguard stood up to give speech but he wasn't able to speak properly. The king asked his other bodyguards, what happened to my best loyal bodyguard? why he is not speaking properly? The bodyguards went and checked with best loyal bodyguard and came back to king and answered, King your best loyal bodyguard got wound in his tongue!!! 

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