one for the day

Two old biddies were talking about thier sex lives with thier husbands since moving to a nursing home. they both agreed that life was great  but Ethel was upset because her sex life had really died.

Elizabeth said that her sex life was great. She said , "The secret to great sex is , when my husband is getting ready for bed, i get undressed , lie on the bed and put both legs behind my head. When he comes out and sees me like that, he gets so excited so that we have wild sex all over the night. "

Ethel also thought of giving it a try and that night she took off her all clothes, and although it was a struggle, she was able to put her both legs behind her head, one by one, and she falls backwards and cant move .

Its not too long before Harold comes out of the bathroom and with a shocked look on his face , says " For god's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put on your teeth in , you look like an asshole."