A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, you have to help me!” The doctor asks, “What’s your problem?” The guy says, “Every morning I wake up with my morning flagpole …give the wife a quick one, and then go to work. On the way to work, I carpool with the next door neighbor’s wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work. Once I get there, I do some work and then at morning tea time, I go into the photocopy room and crank one out with one of the young office girls. At lunch, I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good boning. For afternoon tea, I give the boss’s wife a good servicing. Then, I go home and slip the maid a few inches. Then at night, I give the wife another screw…….” “So…?” asked the doctor. “What’s your problem???” The guy says, “Well, it hurts when I masturbate!”