M sends James Bond on a secret mission to heaven. When M doesn’t hear
from Bond for over a day, he gets worried and calls up heaven.

The Virgin Mary picks up the phone and says “Virgin Mary speaking.” M
asks her if Bond has reached there yet. She replies that he hasn’t.

M waits another few hours and calls heaven back again. “Virgin Mary
speaking,” comes the response. “Is James there yet?” asks M. Again the
answer is no.

M is really worried by this time but he waits for a few more hours
and then calls heaven back again.

“Hello, Mary speaking…”