A man and a woman who had
never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on
a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep
quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the
man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to
bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me
a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own [Disallowed String for - bad word]ing blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.