There were two brothers. One was very good and tried always to live
right and be helpful. His brother on the other hand was bad and did all
the things that men should not do in life and didn't care who he hurt.
The bad brother died. He was still missed by his brother since he loved
him despite his ways. Finally, years later, the good brother died and
went to Heaven. Everything was beautiful and wonderful there, and he
was very happy. One day he asked God where his brother was, as he
hadn't seen him there. God said that He was sorry but his brother lived
a terrible life and went to Hell instead. The good brother then asked
God if there was any way for him to see his brother. So God gave him
the power of vision to see into Hell, and there was his brother. He was
sitting on a bench with a keg of beer under one arm and a gorgeous
blonde on the other. Confused, the good brother said to God, "I am so
happy that you let me into Heaven with you. It is so beautiful here,
and I love it. But I don't understand. If my brother was bad enough to
go to Hell, why does he have the keg of beer and a gorgeous blonde? It
hardly seems like a punishment." God said to him, "Things are not
always as they seem, my son. The keg has a hole in it; the blonde
doesn't."