Posted by: ramprasadneupane March 23, 2010
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yo joke dhwase ji ra shantasamundra ji  laai delicated hai ta ...


kramasha .....

kaale le yessai ta bachhai dekhi chanaa khaako, tes maathi bademaan ko
kaalo tunturo ....
utaa chwaak ko bhane gaam bata paiso aauna banda bhayechha ...


sukilo, tanakka tankiyeko kandamul prayog garne baani unko .. aba bhane
hamme hamme parechha chwaak laai ... ke garne bhaadaa tirnai paryo ...
khaanai paryo ... hastamaithun garnai paryo .... ki kasso?

bichari ...ek din dui din garera sappai paiso sakkaichhin ..! paryo fasad ! paiso sakkiye pachi, bistaarai kandamul-janya  hastamaithun pani rokkine bho !

uta kaale laai bor hunu bhayechha, sadhai chwaak aulaa prayog garna laagin  -jun tyeti interesting thiyena kaale ko laagi!

dikka maanera kaale le 3 suka bhitta ko pwaak bata chwaak ko kothaa ma khasaaldiyechha!

chwaak beluki kotha ma aauda, 3 sukaa dekhera danga parin ra daudadai tarkari kinmel garna gayin.

raamchha ko trakari pasal ma dherai din pachi chwaak aayeko dekhera raamchha le bhanechhan ~ owaa chwaak ... chhu ju la? kaTa gayab bhayera lyaayeko haa?

chwaak - hoina dai, exam aayera ni!
raamchha - yeeee.... Tyei Ta bhanya ... kaTa gayo bhaneko Ta jaach po Di ra raichha baa ... Tarkiri line hoina Ta?
chwaak- ho ni dai, lauka ko kati dai?
sahu - 3 mohar
chwaak- karela ko?
sahu - 5 suka
chwaak - bhanta ko?
sahu - kalo galeko bhanta ko 1 ruppe, hariyo sukilo ko 5 suka ... line ho? kyaa kaTara chha... makhalaa? laamo laamo .... kaaa?
chwaak  - hyaa dai pani, kasto mahango ni?
sahu - kaaaa? nepal banda hoina aaja? line bahye leu natra naleu
chwaak - dai ma sanga 3 suka chha.... yo hariyo bhanta dinus na
sahu - hundaina hundaina aafnai 1 ruppe parya chha.. la line bhaye saau ko taau  la Timlaai bhanera 1 ruppe.... hoina bhane yo kaaaalo galye~kwo bhanta liyera jaau 3 suka la Timlai paile Dekhi chinyaakwo bhera ...

badhya bhayera, nachaaha nachaahadai chwaak kaalo bhanta liyera kothaa farkichhin ...

kaale pani danga parera tamtayar bhayera basechha ....

chwaak majaale bhanta-maithun garna laagichhin ... tara paryo fasaad? galeko bhanta .... garnai gaaro bhayechha ... tettikaimaa chwaak le bhitta ko dulo dekhichhin ..!

khushi hudai, bhanta laai bhitta ko dulo ma chhiryaaudai majaa le bhittajanya bhanta-maithun garna laagichhin ...

utaa hamro kaale laai parnu pir parechha, hudo khaado ko euta dulo, tyo pani chhekiyo baaaa!

ranakka risaaudai kaale le bhanta taanechha dulobata ra hatta-na-patta aafno bademaan ko tunturo haalechha

utaa chwaak le thaha napaai bhitta ragadan gareko garyai garichhin ... jindagi ma napaayeko santusti both of them le paaye chhan...

ebam prakar le 3 suka ko dincharya suru bhayechha

9 months pachhi ko kuro ho ... chwaak le euta ghorle chhoro paayichhin ... chakka parichhin ! kasari paaiyo? dimaag kharaab!!! bachho kaalo barna ko bhayeko le naam pani "Kishna" raakhichhin.

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