Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures

Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
I’ve got problem for your solution.

Half of the people in the world are below average .
Love teaches even asses to dance.

Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!