Posted by: nostalgic June 10, 2007
Mount Everest Sucks!!!!
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"It is as simple as that...however, some of you may be wondering how we would go about destroying these humongous hindrances...One word: DEMOLITION ...Nepal must allocate less of its money towards military, education, or other sectors...and use all of its resources to acquire massive amounts of TNT AND other explosives....Destruction of these mountains is imperative...And just to show I am sensitive to the Nepali culture and the people's attactment to these mountains, I would like to conserve a 1-mile radius of the himalayan range as a symbolic gesture towards the Nepalese people...This stretch of land would become a geographical landmark as the TNT and other explosives would be used to carve a replica of Bikasjyu's face on the side of the mountain similar to Mt. Rushmore...However, in this rock Bikasjyu's face would be on all 4 sides similar to the Hindu God Brahma, but unlike Brahma, Bikasjyu would have different expressions on each side....For instance, on one side Bikasjyu would be smiling, another side he would be crying, yet another one he would show anger, and on the last side Bikasjyu would be emotionless....many foreigners would pay great sums and travel many miles to come see this architectural masterpiece...so the revenue generated from foreign Mt. Everest expeditions would be matched and surpassed...we would use this money to bolster our education sector...In addition, after the elimination of the Himalayan range we should challenge Britain to a war so that they may conquer us and make us a more civil nation...Anyways, these are some of my ideas and I hope that it didnt come off wrong...I only want the best for Nepal, even if it means the TOTAL AND COMPLETE ANNHILATION OF THE HIMALAYAN RANGE... " My laugh is getting hysterical now..LMAO Bikasjyu , you sure do need some help son. Go see a psychiatrist!
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