How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence? Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear. * * * * * What do you do when Sardarji throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. * * * * * What do you do when Sardarji throws a pin at you? Run like crazy...he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. * * * * * How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday. * * * * * What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears? He was trying to hold on to a thought. * * * * * Why does Sardarji work seven days a week? So you don't have to retrain him on Monday. * * * * * Why can't Sardarji make ice cubes? He always forget the recipe. * * * * * How did Sardarji try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff. * * * * * What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. * * * * * What do you see when you look into Sardarji's eyes? The back of his head. * * * * * What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh. (Silent t) * * * * * What do you call a Sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh. (Silent t) * * * * * Why does Sardarji always smile when a lightning blazes? He thinks his picture is being shot. * * * * * Why does Sardarji have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. * * * * * How can you tell when Sardarji sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it. * * * * * Why can't Sardarji dial 911? He can't find the 11 on the dial. * * * * * How do you get Sardarji on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house. * * * * * "Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardarji looked skyward and asked, "Where, Where? * * * * What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them. * * * * * Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman than a regularone? You have to hollow out the head. * * * * * The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kgs. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to reporthe had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home." * * * * * Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are at a railway station. Hari asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" "No," answers the clerk. "Can I?" asks Gani. pease ;ut copy rite 200* all rite reserverd blab blab...blab