How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear.
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What do you do when Sardarji throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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What do you do when Sardarji throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy...he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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How do you make Sardarji laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears?
He was trying to hold on to a thought.
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Why does Sardarji work seven days a week?
So you don't have to retrain him on Monday.
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Why can't Sardarji make ice cubes?
He always forget the recipe.
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How did Sardarji try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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What do you see when you look into Sardarji's eyes?
The back of his head.
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What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh. (Silent t)
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What do you call a Sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh. (Silent t)
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Why does Sardarji always smile when a lightning blazes?
He thinks his picture is being shot.
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Why does Sardarji have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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How can you tell when Sardarji sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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Why can't Sardarji dial 911?
He can't find the 11 on the dial.
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How do you get Sardarji on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardarji looked skyward and asked, "Where, Where?
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What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman than a regularone?
You have to hollow out the head.
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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kgs.
At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to reporthe had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
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Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are at a railway station.
Hari asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?"
"No," answers the clerk.
"Can I?" asks Gani.

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