You go to a restaurant/store/gas station operated by a Nepali and mention "sajha discount" aka "san discount", you get 10% discount on applicable goods. 

riddle · Oct 19, 2012 11:30 AM

 When girls have sex with God, they yell "Oh my San!"

durbarmargnepal · Oct 19, 2012 11:47 AM

 गुड वन, दरबार! 

riddle · Oct 19, 2012 11:48 AM

Such a playboy, when women couldn't get him on 'those days' .....they at least went with his name and used 'san'itary napkins.

behoove_me · Oct 19, 2012 11:54 AM

WTS

no_more_crush · Oct 19, 2012 12:00 PM

San charges web-hosting servers for them to host his site THe most interesting person learned how to drink Dos Equis from San Once a kichkandi saw San, her foots rotated 180 degrees and she was cured. Once San, along with Usain Bolt, ran the ultimate race. He came second...to light. They have a font named after him.

Kiddo · Oct 19, 2012 12:36 PM

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durbarmargnepal · Oct 19, 2012 12:42 PM

Few fun facts (some are cheesy, but still funny): 1) God created Adam and Eve to Create San eventually so that he could have an account in Sajha. 2) San had wet dreams about Sunny Leone and she became pregnant for real, she still wonders what happened. 3) Monika Lewinsky thought San was the president of US, and when she realized it was poor Billy, she filed lawsuit. 4) Katrina happened because San banned god from sajha. 5) Tsunami hit the coast of Japan  because San farted in Oahu while snorkeling.

behoove_me · Oct 19, 2012 12:49 PM

 Japanese respected San dai so much they started saying -san after everybody's name to give respect to other...like Ram-san...kiddo-san....honda-san.....

ThahaChaena · Oct 19, 2012 12:52 PM

Only San can make his wife admit  her mistakes. Once San said go to hell to a person.........That person is now known as YAMRAJ. Once San told a joke to a little kid ...... Now he is known as laughing BUDDHA.

serial · Oct 19, 2012 1:27 PM

1) San can change his facebook status from calculator. 2) San participates long jump every four year and those years are called leap year. 3) A Girl once lost her virginity and San brought it back.

nakkali keti · Oct 19, 2012 1:30 PM

Shiva - Where is my trisul? Parvati - San took it. Shiva - Why? Parvati - He wants to eat wai wai.

serial · Oct 19, 2012 1:31 PM

They once made a San toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

28th amendment · Oct 19, 2012 1:48 PM

Even Nepali kids know who he is, just the other day one kid challenged me, "San dinchhans?" 1986, Argentia vs England...It was San's hand!!! mind blown. When San was asked to blow in a breathalyzer, during routine dwi check, the breathalyzer got so High it slapped the cop and threwup all over itself. Once San sneezed over Lance Armstrong's burger. Till this date, Lance still doesn't know how he ingested the performance enhancing drug. San invented the internet and presented it to Al Gore.

Kiddo · Oct 19, 2012 1:50 PM

When SAN enters a room, he does not turn the light on, he turns the dark off. Last edited: 19-Oct-12 02:48 PM

serial · Oct 19, 2012 2:47 PM

LOL you guys are funny... No wonder we call him San The Man

*~Spring~* · Oct 19, 2012 3:23 PM

The missing piece of the Apple logo was eaten by SAN.

serial · Oct 19, 2012 3:27 PM

So funny Kiddo San created Sajha, then Nepalis came to US so they could use it.   San actually has one million ad banners on Sajha, they are so small and compact, you can't see them.   Once a spider bit San and it started its own "web"site.   When San sneezes, people around him say "bless us!!"   San is an anagram for Ans, which he has plenty.   San built Sajha using binary code, on a brick!! I am just wondering why his father name him SAN instead of shanker, sameer, sanjesh, just curious :)

shrimpCHOR · Oct 19, 2012 3:55 PM

When SAN was kid, he used to be DJ, and hook up with Namrata Shreatha. Till now Namrata seeks for DJ like SAN.

Yaaku · Oct 19, 2012 4:00 PM

Brett Favre can throw a football over 80 yards and SAN can throw Brett Favre even further !  If you spell SAN wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean SAN?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the  chance.” ! There is no such thing as global warming. SAN was cold, so he turned the sun up !   With the rising cost of gasoline, SAN is beginning to worry about his drinking habit ! and the legend keeps growing !!!  

dHwasE · Oct 19, 2012 4:17 PM

Speaking of San's supremacy, there is no such thing as heaven and hell. It is either SAJHA or NO SAJHA.  

behoove_me · Oct 19, 2012 4:26 PM

San, which means a male saint in Spanish, actually discovered America. He found America before God created man. He was very fond of the waters of the west coast, so he inhabited there for a hundred years. Before moving to the other coast to bring civilization there, he decided to name several cities after him after which he would be remembered - San Fransisco, San Jose, San Pablo and numerous others. No one has ever dared  to change their names since.

durbarmargnepal · Oct 19, 2012 5:10 PM

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durbarmargnepal · Oct 19, 2012 5:11 PM

 San doesn't upgrade to the latest version of windows..windows upgrades itself to meet the latest requirements of San.

rali145 · Oct 19, 2012 5:16 PM

Some of the legend city which were named after SAN: San Antonio, Texas San Diego, California San Jose, California San Francisco, California San Bernardino San Buenaventura, California San Joaquin San Benito San Luis Obispo San Bernadino San Mateo, CA San Etc

no_more_crush · Oct 19, 2012 5:28 PM

why are you guys making fun of San. ?? All it takes is his sneeze, you are done, yall be obliterated to smitheereens :D 

bittertruth · Oct 19, 2012 5:29 PM

 San dai is equal to Rajnikant of Sajha 

bshal · Oct 19, 2012 5:30 PM

San was first in other things besides Sajha. He was the First Moderator to start / run #nepal chat channel in IRC  back in 1994 ...on some Unix server called Budapest (remember that San? )  Bunch of us used to be on it hours and hours.....on a green dumb terminal....Those were good times... This was  before Browsers could show pictures  ... :) Last edited: 19-Oct-12 05:44 PM

kancho · Oct 19, 2012 5:39 PM

I stand humored and humbled  Thanks all for making sajha a fun place to hang out! Kancho I do remember running the IRC chat room in 1994 using the server named Budapest at my college :) good old days they were. Thanks for the memories.

San · Oct 20, 2012 12:37 PM

Hey San bro, I used to think ya must be of my age, guess I was just dumb & I can smell it now ya r more than a decade & half older than me....wutever it be ya did a nice job bro by innovating " Sajha". But sometimes I feel as if it would be really great how & what influence you to innvoate Sajha & the hurdles you've been through, also would you mind sharing if it has really paid off. I personally think Sajha has played a really good platform for all of us dude's & dudaz living abroad to come along & help each other most of the time & pull our legs as well sometimes. But I stay positive...& I think positive,  thus Sajha has always been a posiitve playground for me.   Anyway..I like your thread on & really want to thank you for your involvement on topics such as Nepalese involvement on small / large scale Business. Certainly those kind of topics will drive Sajha along with us Nepalese on a path to success.

Sujhab · Oct 20, 2012 8:53 PM

san wants to become economist at first and thats why he started thread Nepalese involvement on small / large scale Business, good job.

mayaswoti · Oct 21, 2012 5:13 PM

SAN updates sajha without opeaning computer .

facebook · Oct 22, 2012 2:26 AM

 That is because he does it from his tablet...

V2001 · Oct 24, 2012 4:12 PM

San is so bad in nepali that he scored full marks in toefl. a nepali record.

limis · Oct 24, 2012 4:16 PM

 @limis, that's really true... 1992 that was :) Damn, time flies...

Kancho · Oct 25, 2012 12:37 AM