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 Legend of San

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Posted on 10-19-12 10:53 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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So,

You must've heard of Rajni Kant, Chuck Norris or even Jeff Deane (Google programmer) legendary facts. Here at Sajha, noone comes close to the supreme aurora of our first Sajha user, ahem! creator: San.

Let's list some of the San's facts; be original as possible:

  • San created Sajha, then Nepalis came to US so they could use it.
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  • San actually has one million ad banners on Sajha, they are so small and compact, you can't see them.
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  • Once a spider bit San and it started its own "web"site.
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  • When San sneezes, people around him say "bless us!!"
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  • San is an anagram for Ans, which he has plenty.
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  • San built Sajha using binary code, on a brick!!

 
Posted on 10-19-12 11:30 AM     [Snapshot: 48]     Reply [Subscribe]
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You go to a restaurant/store/gas station operated by a Nepali and mention "sajha discount" aka "san discount", you get 10% discount on applicable goods. 
 
Posted on 10-19-12 11:47 AM     [Snapshot: 72]     Reply [Subscribe]
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 When girls have sex with God, they yell "Oh my San!"
 
Posted on 10-19-12 11:48 AM     [Snapshot: 77]     Reply [Subscribe]
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 गुड वन, दरबार! 
 
Posted on 10-19-12 11:54 AM     [Snapshot: 87]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Such a playboy, when women couldn't get him on 'those days'

.....they at least went with his name and used 'san'itary napkins.
 
Posted on 10-19-12 12:00 PM     [Snapshot: 112]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 10-19-12 12:36 PM     [Snapshot: 197]     Reply [Subscribe]
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San charges web-hosting servers for them to host his site

THe most interesting person learned how to drink Dos Equis from San

Once a kichkandi saw San, her foots rotated 180 degrees and she was cured.

Once San, along with Usain Bolt, ran the ultimate race. He came second...to light.

They have a font named after him.


 
Posted on 10-19-12 12:42 PM     [Snapshot: 204]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Last edited: 19-Oct-12 02:10 PM

 
Posted on 10-19-12 12:49 PM     [Snapshot: 214]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Few fun facts (some are cheesy, but still funny):

1) God created Adam and Eve to Create San eventually so that he could have an account in Sajha.
2) San had wet dreams about Sunny Leone and she became pregnant for real, she still wonders what happened.
3) Monika Lewinsky thought San was the president of US, and when she realized it was poor Billy, she filed lawsuit.
4) Katrina happened because San banned god from sajha.
5) Tsunami hit the coast of Japan  because San farted in Oahu while snorkeling.


 
Posted on 10-19-12 12:52 PM     [Snapshot: 239]     Reply [Subscribe]
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 Japanese respected San dai so much they started saying -san after everybody's name to give respect to other...like Ram-san...kiddo-san....honda-san.....
 
Posted on 10-19-12 1:27 PM     [Snapshot: 322]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Only San can make his wife admit  her mistakes.

Once San said go to hell to a person.........That person is now known as YAMRAJ.

Once San told a joke to a little kid ...... Now he is known as laughing BUDDHA.


 
Posted on 10-19-12 1:30 PM     [Snapshot: 286]     Reply [Subscribe]
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1) San can change his facebook status from calculator.
2) San participates long jump every four year and those years are called leap year.
3) A Girl once lost her virginity and San brought it back.



 
Posted on 10-19-12 1:31 PM     [Snapshot: 326]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Shiva - Where is my trisul?

Parvati - San took it.

Shiva - Why?

Parvati - He wants to eat wai wai.

 
Posted on 10-19-12 1:48 PM     [Snapshot: 298]     Reply [Subscribe]
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They once made a San toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
 
Posted on 10-19-12 1:50 PM     [Snapshot: 373]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Even Nepali kids know who he is, just the other day one kid challenged me, "San dinchhans?"

1986, Argentia vs England...It was San's hand!!! mind blown.

When San was asked to blow in a breathalyzer, during routine dwi check, the breathalyzer got so High it slapped the cop and threwup all over itself.

Once San sneezed over Lance Armstrong's burger. Till this date, Lance still doesn't know how he ingested the performance enhancing drug.


San invented the internet and presented it to Al Gore.
 
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When SAN enters a room, he does not turn the light on, he turns the dark off.



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Posted on 10-19-12 3:23 PM     [Snapshot: 508]     Reply [Subscribe]
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LOL you guys are funny... No wonder we call him San The Man
 
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The missing piece of the Apple logo was eaten by SAN.

 
Posted on 10-19-12 3:55 PM     [Snapshot: 565]     Reply [Subscribe]
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So funny Kiddo

  • San created Sajha, then Nepalis came to US so they could use it.
  •  
  • San actually has one million ad banners on Sajha, they are so small and compact, you can't see them.
  •  
  • Once a spider bit San and it started its own "web"site.
  •  
  • When San sneezes, people around him say "bless us!!"
  •  
  • San is an anagram for Ans, which he has plenty.
  •  
  • San built Sajha using binary code, on a brick!!


I am just wondering why his father name him SAN instead of shanker, sameer, sanjesh, just curious :)

 
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When SAN was kid, he used to be DJ, and hook up with Namrata Shreatha.

Till now Namrata seeks for DJ like SAN.
 



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