Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya
tha?
Ans: Adidas
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Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a
well. Luv falls into the well. Why?
Ans: Because Luv is blind.
Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?
Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!
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Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his
bad deeds.? He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for
all the problems he had caused. So he went to Ram's house and
knocked on the door. Ram opened? the door and was surprised to
find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring? and thinking
but didn't say a word. What was he thinking?
Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"
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Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each
other and want to get married, but cannot. Why?
Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
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Question: How do you "cut" roads?
Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye raaste".
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