Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? Ans: Adidas __________________________________________________ Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and pass by a well. Luv falls into the well. Why? Ans: Because Luv is blind. Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why? Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega! _________________________________________________ Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad deeds.? He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the problems he had caused. So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram opened? the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring? and thinking but didn't say a word. What was he thinking? Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?" ______________________________________________________ Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why? Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal. ___________________________________________________________ Question: How do you "cut" roads? Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye raaste". :) hope u guys will enjoy it...