1- I will highly appreciate my kids to become gays or lesbians as this is the best way for them to become true americans
2- I will pay a middle aged black women with 4 children monthly wages of USD 200 against a fake marriage in order to get green card
3- I will clean the toilets of restaurants owned by Indians and inform relatives and friends in Kathmandu that I have become a big boss...
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Of course you guys can better complete this story better than me.
Yours
Hulaki, Kathmandu

If I was in USA, I'd be rich and famous. I'd make whole lot of money. (bling bling). I'd have one beautiful super model wife and 3 mistresses. I'd be vacationing all around the world on my private jet, would drink the most expensive wine, would drive the most expensive car, smoked cuban cigar. And at the end of the day I'd still get an itch to b*tch about the whole world. And I'd come to sajha and piss and moan about everything...

If I was in Nepal, I'd still be b!tchin' about it.

Hulaki,

Please stay in Kathmandu and NEVER EVER come to the United States. Last thing we need here is one more cynical loser amongst ourselves.

It might make sense to make your outlook little more positive, expand your horizons a bit and learn to appreciate what God has given you.

Hoina ra?

1- I will highly appreciate my PARENTS to be gays and lesbians as this is the best way for them to become truely happy and STOP the domestic violence
2- I will pay a way past middle aged man or women with 4 grandchildren monthly wages of Rs.30 and make them my slave and I be the MALIK ....the king
3- I will not clean the toilets of restaurants owned by Indians and will NOT do ANYTHING but make fun of nepalese who are doing something in their lives....

Why is there a stereotype among Nepalis in US that everyone cleans toilets for Indian owned resturants. Yes there are Nepalis who do that. You know why? Cause people don't think before they come to the US. Most of Nepalis who are in that "toilet cleaning" situation are there because of their own choice. Is it that hard to figure out how much you have to pay for school, what happens if you drop out, what happens if you loose your student status? One has to be a real dumbass not to be able to know all that.
I may sound arrogant, and sorry if I offended any of my brothers and sisters. My point is don't come to the US without proper planning, and not every Nepali is cleaning toilets. Some of us have 'em goddamned dhotis cleaning our shit too.

Peace out.

Dogg needs to calm down a bit.

well hulak bro! don't EVER come to US ! one more cynic ! don't need that!
well some clean toilets, its the situation..........

atleast they are doing something with thier lives and making money and being independent, not like u guys sucking parents money and getting mad at the parents itself for not giving them money!

well bcoz of these kinds of notions we always lag behind.

IF I HAPPEN TO BE IN THE NEPAL....

Some one create a thread with this above sentence as a "topic".....

m sure...there will be lotz and lotz and lotz of reply....
and i probally there will b sooo much dreams....to read..........


Pease ;)ut

"IF I HAPPEN TO BE IN THE USA" all I hve to say if you should come to US first and see it for your self before saying anything...........Kehi kura na dekhi kana Yo garchu Tyo Gracho bhannu ali suhaudaina.................. Peace Out........

Dogg broda,
i loved what u say, but wat i have seen is different. Might be I am one of the many students who came here unplanning as u believe. Well, first of all I didn't come here unplanned, but the problem is no one knows bout the laws and rules and regulations of the United States before they come here. The agents who so called "help" students never give proper information, ok fine they are there to earn money, but how many of us that are in the US help the new students with the proper information. How many of the students coming to US knows about the nepalese organization active in usa. Do we, the students who are already here, provide the new comer with the proper information for them to plan ahead. We don't do it, who is going to do it.
I am a student, so I kinda know the problem students are facing now. Maile hapta ma 110 ghanta kaam garne manche dekheko chu. Have to do it, its not unplanning, aru choice chaina. We never have proper information to plan ahead.
We being here, what have we done in order to help them ?
Maile univ ko information magda, i didn't get nothin from any nepalese here, even my relatives didn't help me. My frens said try gara na bhai halcha ni, i know others who got the same answer. I know, the one who comes here now will give the same answer to the future ones.
This is how is it going. So, there is no way to plan ahead and even if planned it doesn't work.

This is my feeling, if u have any comment about it, please let me know

if planning would solve everything then there would be no problem.. ...

First of all, I would like to see shining face of Hulaki who brought such a topic in vain. He may be one of the retared who has been trying to get visa for last 3 yrs still stamped rejected. Good dyaam shining path follower stucked back being pendulum of his own will. Atleast we dont have to go to parents and ask for pocket money. We earn enough money to support our education and send some money back in home. Dont forget there is lot of fire going on oven coz we clean toilet here. There is guy like you who's bro works ass off for money and u demand for motherbike why u want to get chick....grow up dude

only in nepal ppl think working in rest is bad but here in western every teenager goes through it
only in nepal ppl stick with there parents till they die here we leave at the age of 16
only in nepal unemployed married guys asks mother to buy there wife panty and bra...here we buy nice linguere from our own money

anyway i never went to us but i have been through life in europe

Hulaki ko frurstration :))
Bichara hulaki!
bro ko DV lottery naparey jasto chha ni:))
Ki visa pani payena ho?
Ani bro le ghar ko toilet safa gardaina ho? ki ghar ma toilet chha ki chaina??
America ma basne sabai gay ra lesbian hunchha bhanne timilai kasle bhanyo ni Hulaki?
Nepal ma gay ra lesbian chaina ho?
Bro pahila Umrika aau ani Green card paune sapana dekha hai :) Sabai nepali green card holderle hapsini sanga fake marriage garyo bhanera kaha padhyau ni ba?
lau kasto buddhi timro!
babu! timi kati class ma padchau?
mummy ko bubu khayera nunu gara la..
ma pani sutey bihana ko 5 bajechhha dyamm!
Foe

Thanks for your response.
Looks my definitions are true.

Hulaki

Khoi k bhanne ho thahai bhayena tara,

To Hulaki bro,
In US--------------- What you hear is not what you get.

In Nepal-----------What you see is not what you think.


Peace out.

Hulaki se Daiva Dare Padari ho Padari


Hulaki why do you want to talk about your own brother and sister who are working hard in foreign country make the future birghter.

You must be an Indian otherwise you would not talk bad about other Nepalese.

GorkhaDogg Ride on ..............you got my Vote, I got your back dogg

and for you Compulsive Liar watch your back......?????..

yes ..not all nepalis work for Indian's.... planning what planning????? that is why it's future.

It would be nice to know how many of us who frequent sajha.com work for Indian's in Restaurants.....

From nepal.... what you hear..... in america....... you don't get!!!!!!!!!!

tell you what .. for some of you guys who are complaining about not having parents who can send you money to usa... too bad.... next time tell god you want rich parents.... (why the hell are you complaining..??? ) that is why you are in america so you can make your future bright...

I remember long time back when I first came to USA.. people would ask me what university I am in ???? now people ask me where do I work and and how much I make..??
and I tell them, I make more money in one month than you make in a year.... and no you can't work where I work....get a life... (if you were in nepal I would kick your ass... thank your lucky stars you are in america... I say that to myself) ... and for some of you who might be thinking this guys sucks.. I want to kick his ass..... just keep that to yourself..it's never going to happen.... thank your lucky stars too.....

I have a feeling....nowadays most people come to america just to make moneny; not to go to college..... I think education is the door to success in america..... if you are illegal too bad... try to be legal otherwise you will be cleaning toilets all your stay in america...

hahahahahaha......Chokta khana aaki budi, jhol ma dubera maricha...( wo-man came to eat meat, drowned in it's soup) yes!!!! I will laugh at your misery.. because you would do the same thing biatches.........!!!!!!

Peace in Nepal
Gorkhali

Haluki, if i saw you in real life, you wouldnt have your teeth intact i tell you. I hate people stereotyping about living in america. They dont realize how struggling the life is in US and they come up with these stupid things like working a low job, desperation for green card etc.

i totally dig gorkhadogg.

moneyminded i am down with you too. narrowminded faggots