1- I will highly appreciate my kids to become gays or lesbians as this is the best way for them to become true americans 2- I will pay a middle aged black women with 4 children monthly wages of USD 200 against a fake marriage in order to get green card 3- I will clean the toilets of restaurants owned by Indians and inform relatives and friends in Kathmandu that I have become a big boss... .................. ............ Of course you guys can better complete this story better than me. Yours Hulaki, Kathmandu