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Posted on 10-29-09 6:34 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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nfosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:


"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."







·          This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


"as I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."






·          Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:


 "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."






·          From H.A.L.  Administration Dept:


"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave."






·          Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows:


"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave"






·          An incident of a leave  letter:


 "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."






·          A leave letter to the headmaster:


 "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today"






·          Another leave letter written to the  headmaster: 


 "As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."






·          Covering note: 


 "I am enclosed  herewith..."






·          Another  one:


 "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."






·          Actual letter written for  application of leave:


"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave".






·          Letter writing:- 


 "I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."






·          A candidate's job application:


"This
has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several
years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for
the  post


 
Posted on 10-30-09 11:49 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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HAAAA this is funny .....

 
Posted on 10-30-09 11:57 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Too funny...LMAO
 
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Posted on 10-30-09 2:48 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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LL......


Hilarious !


 
Posted on 10-30-09 6:46 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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another sajha classic to remain for ever !!! very very funny !!! Thanks a lot for sharing.

 
Posted on 10-31-09 2:38 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Thanks Iphone



     Letter writing:- 

 "I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

keep on posting

Last edited: 31-Oct-09 02:39 AM

 
Posted on 10-31-09 7:49 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Madam:                                                                     


I am an olden young uncle living only
with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for
marriage purposes, I decided to press   myself on you and hope you will
take me nicely. I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and
big, six foot tall and  six inches long. My body is filled with
hardness, as because I am working  hardly. I am playing hardly also.
Especially I like cricket and I am a  good  batter and I am fast
baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start
running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.      
                                                                


I am very nice man. I am always
laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly  gay. Especially ladies, they
are saying I am nice and soft. I am always  giving respect to the
ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.   That is how nice I
am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not
sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym
and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you
want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the
gym..  I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants are always
open for  you.                                                        
              


I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.


What to do? So I am taking things into
my own hands everyday. That is why  I  am pressing myself on you, so
that you will come in my house and take my   things into your hand. If
you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I   will be loving you
very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb  belles in the
gym. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will
press you  and  press you until you come. So I am placing my head
between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I
am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation. 


Expecting soon,                                                            


Yours and only yours Kutty
 


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