nfosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."

·          This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."

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·          Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

 "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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·          From H.A.L.  Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave."

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·          Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave"

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·          An incident of a leave  letter:

 "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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·          A leave letter to the headmaster:

 "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today"

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·          Another leave letter written to the  headmaster: 

 "As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."

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·          Covering note: 

 "I am enclosed  herewith..."

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·          Another  one:

 "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

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·          Actual letter written for  application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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·          Letter writing:- 

 "I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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·          A candidate's job application:

"This
has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several
years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for
the  post