Madam:
I am an olden young uncle living only
with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for
marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will
take me nicely. I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and
big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with
hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also.
Especially I like cricket and I am a good batter and I am fast
baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start
running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always
laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly gay. Especially ladies, they
are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the
ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I
am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not
sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym
and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you
want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the
gym.. I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants are always
open for you.
I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.
What to do? So I am taking things into
my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so
that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand. If
you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the
gym. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will
press you and press you until you come. So I am placing my head
between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I
am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Expecting soon,
Yours and only yours Kutty