Posted by: SHIV October 31, 2009
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Madam:                                                                     


I am an olden young uncle living only
with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for
marriage purposes, I decided to press   myself on you and hope you will
take me nicely. I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and
big, six foot tall and  six inches long. My body is filled with
hardness, as because I am working  hardly. I am playing hardly also.
Especially I like cricket and I am a  good  batter and I am fast
baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start
running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.      
                                                                


I am very nice man. I am always
laughing loudly at everyone. I am a jolly  gay. Especially ladies, they
are saying I am nice and soft. I am always  giving respect to the
ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top.   That is how nice I
am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not
sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym
and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you
want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the
gym..  I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants are always
open for  you.                                                        
              


I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.


What to do? So I am taking things into
my own hands everyday. That is why  I  am pressing myself on you, so
that you will come in my house and take my   things into your hand. If
you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I   will be loving you
very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb  belles in the
gym. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will
press you  and  press you until you come. So I am placing my head
between your nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I
am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation. 


Expecting soon,                                                            


Yours and only yours Kutty
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