21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

19. Sprays duo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says "Free Way" instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)

16. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 70).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!!!!"
10. Makes fun of Nepali Standard Time and Nepali Road Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".
8. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in Nepal as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".
4. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

Few more important

3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to Nepal, even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Nepali Roads.

Ultimate one

1. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US..."

ya...r we here makin fun of ourselves???.



may death come soon to you all.

peace

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... i m laughing so hard rite now..... baaf rey baaf afno beyjat afailey garchan ani bhanchan nepali says this blah blah blah ... after comming to usa rey... arent u nepali????????? afuley nai yo word use na gari kasari tha huncha huh?????? so why u say that i used u to say this when i was in nepal now i have to say this in USA... its simliar isnt it??????...
and 1 thing " jasto desh ustai bhesh" wuts wrong wid this??????.. go wid da flow ....;)
peace out...

** why dont u say** i missed this .....

r u part of MAOIST??

peace

lol r u pointing on me???????? grrrrrrr u betta not hehehe juss kiddin...:P:P plz rite the name hai jaslai bhani rako ho tesko name lekhnush ;).....

aaakhum, aakhum
...tmii ley le kt ko bare ma lekhnu bare ra bhane halyo....aaba, tooh...lekdinu paryo ne cuz i know....gurungni ta lekhney wala chyina!!!

Nepali g21st keti

1. They all have highlighted hair, blond or brown...or red (uses meheydi; brand: henna)

2. Hair, which is always straight and left

3. BIG HEELS....to make-up their lack of height!

4. Hipsters or crops figure

5. The essential - Mobile/Cell phone (u cant live without it)

6. Walk around with a big grin to show u removed ur braces!

As soon as u get complimented u strut around thinkin u the
bomb!..lmao!--and most boys seem to like that look....why??? *m one them*

7. Most gals cant dance - think they good @ it but actually dont
even move their feet from da same spot!...but tells their fellow frens that in nepal they hav been to: babylon, fire, platinum, royal, yak 'n' yeti!

8.They seem to care sooooooooooooooo much about their religion?and their aama bau ko naak but still smoke,drink and other things which i cant mention...?*laag laagcha* but never does puja and aarati @ ur home/apt.

9. They go to temple in groupz to check their opposite sex.

10. None of them are lesbians. *which is good :D*

11. Bhau khojna bhayek kai jandai na....and keta haru le....pheri, bhau day pachi k garos ta?

12.Needs a/c, fan le hudai na

13. Uni haru lai nai garmi huncha, uni haru lai nai jado huncha

14. Listen to hindi song, but tells their frens' that she listens to english song only.

15. While talkin in phone or face to face with nepali guys, add little bit of english(eg: actually, however, and, but, ok, no, yep, noway, bytheway, u suck, etc etc)

16. Has to use the word: "oh my god", or "like" in every sentence

17. They wear black mini skirt and white top(shirt)?instead of sari and kurta-suruwal

18. Nepali sanga angrazi ma kura garcha!!!, ? this bugs me?soo much!!! Tara bolda nepali accent aaihalcha?.jati jibro bangara bole pani :D

19. aaru dherai dherai

la..ma bhage?pheri?pitlaan malai :D

*no offence* re kya
jai nepal, jai pashupatinath...and pashipati nath le sabai ko kalyaan garun.....jai sajha.com

OMI GAWD THEES THITA..thats a BIG list wrong list

1.Dude i used to henna my hair before coming here..now its black and sexy

2.i didn't get this..mine's like charlie's angels

3.whats ur ht dude..mine's 5, 6' and i still wear heels...sorry u can't dance with me/us

4.now its all about tube tops and bikini tops..ur sooo stale

5.nope..my sis uses it more in ktm nowadays

6.i think my crooked teeth is still like the spot on the face of the moon thingy

7.dammit i just miss the small JUmp bar in thamel you've there yet????or still haunting the mirrors in daynasty, wooodlans...yukky

8.ooops aptment ma lotsa ganesh ko pictures chha..uknow exams ko laaagi..baaki sab..Shri Krishna told me its alrite..18,000 radhey na sahin..baaki its alll good..otherwise verify that with lord shiva...i swear

9.but of course..best place to dig nice dudes

10.hahhaa are you sure????hehehehe

11.a universal truth..what can i say

12.are you crazy its 100 degrees right now..ehhehe

13.why you think we are reptiles or what dude???we can't be monkeys like boys anyways hop around and be happy

14.aapney hamari dilke baat chinley..i'm fed up of my bf's PINK FLOYD hammering my head..grow up from 80's rock please we beg you..

15.comon dude, just say you get nervous when speaking in ENG..comon dude

16.OH MY GAWD...heheheheehe OOHH LALLA

17.hey i think saree and kurta makes us more hot so preserve them for special days..like visiting your mom

18.have you heard a chinese with French accent..everyone's got accent..brits. us, ausisies, irish, spanish..USA is a melting pot..it hasn't yet melted dude..hehhee

19.aaaruu kekere kere???

No defence..

just having fun ..enjoy

bhane pachi maile kuro bhuje!!!... timi g21st ko kt hoina rai cha.

balla kuro bhuje, khusi lagyo sune ra...neekai nai..khusi lagyo.

as i apointed that those list above g21st ko kt haru lai matra lagu huncha, timi lai lagu hudai na hashu!!! ;) ..timi ta esp. ne

1. aaru ko kura katna bhaye kai aaudai na.

i duno bout that thanks..i don't have a pair of scissors nor a knife..so tell me how did kato your kura...???

Yo thread padhdha ek dum maja aayo..........kya ramailo yaar...............

US ko ta ke kura Nepali haru le India gayara aauda ta Gaau ma katro dhak dinchhan...

Here is one incident.

Ek jana Nepali gaule India ma 5 barsha basera aayachha ani ghar ma aauneb bittikai Makai ko thulo thulo biruwa dekhrea aafno father lai k ahilyai makai nadekhera jhai garera bhanechha "Ye makai kya hai...tupp main falta hai ki fed main falta hai?"

Ani yo kura sunera usko bau lai ek dum ris uthecha ani gala ma ek thappad hirkaudai bhanechha " Bajiya .. yehi makai khayara yetro thulo bhais ahile dhaak dinchhas?" ani balla tyo chhora le gala ma hat musardai bhanechha " Ha ha abhi yaad aaya"..

Damn happy days..... whats up with you and putting nepalese people down.... you shouldnt think that everybody tries to show of.... Imma give you the reasons

21. They might be so used to using credit card normally.. and it might be their reflex action to paying something...

20. After living in the US, your body is so used to hygenic food/drinks that you would get sick after drinking water of nepal(not trying to be offensive, I LOVE NEPAL) and that does happen.... and you get scared... blah, dont wanna be sick during your visit to nepal..

19.used to NOT stinking.... There is a shortage of water in nepal.... you cant use it like US... gotta do whatever to not yourself smell like a pig....... So, that is not coz they dont wanna take a bath

18. They are used to saying that... Reflex action, reflex action....

17. Hey you doing..... its easier than HI, HOW ARE YOU DOING????
REST.... thats what they call it over here.....

16. First couple of days.. they WOULD be able to notice the pollution... and they are gonna say it....

15. You say whatever you know..... if you know the distant in mile, you would say it in mile.. and if you happen to know the distant in KM, you would say it in KM... again... its about how you learned it.... same with money.....

14. Damn, why would YOU do it?? Stop stressing your mind too much...

13. haha, i seriously dont give what the % fat is......

12. thats how people who come to US learn how to pronounce the last alphabet "Z"

11. used to mm/dd/yr.... and i dont know why would you say that somebody would think its british.... they would just be like.... damn, its must be how its written in nepal....

10. Nah, thats one of the main reciepe that you gotta try once you go to nepal... you are gonna hate the road condition... coz you are so used to the ones abroad....

09. If somebody does.. then they got some health problem.... and why would somebody do it....

08. Some people dont like HOT stuff...

07. Some people happen to be concerned with fat... some are diabetics... and why not take something that you think is better for you...

06. Complain.. or enjoy it????

05. Thats how you pronounce dem words...

04. Coz its good

03. Some people are just lazy.. or dont really wanna waste their time taking it out....

02. WHAT????

01. Not everybody talks that way....

damn, i didnt see husspuppy's list.. aint trying to copy nobody.. i am just in the mood to writing this night/morning....