DCkeTa Loved it. though I had read quite a few of them before. Here's some from my collection from the Sunday Times back in the days: :P Girl: addition of cases, subraction of pocket money, multiplication of worries and division of friendship Malaria: shivering caused by the doctor's bill politician: one who's ready to give up your life for his country :P secretary: one who can tell by the caller's name whether or not the boss is in! education: forcing abstract ideas into concrete heads nurse: one who wakes u up to give u a sleeping pill. n here's my ultimate favorite :) Dating: It all starts with hating, then after some waiting, when you are up on the rating, your first step to mating, which involves some baiting, is what they call dating :D ********** btw, about sajha guild, I think its a great venture. Not only because of writers like dipika, MG and others, but the fact that your articles don't get lost into oblivion (archive in this instance).