1. Education Mostly high school dropouts in red states. The only book red staters have read thoroughly is the bible. Blue Staters on the other hand are some of the most educated, knowledgeable people on the planet, and understand that there should be a separation between the church and the state. In red-states, the view is that America should be a theocracy, and not a democracy. 2. Poverty Level Red states are mostly welfare states, and yet they are against welfare. Blue states support red states economically, and frankly, the highly educated blue-state residents are tired of this crap. Mississippi, Alabama, Arkansas and Georgia are some of the poorest, backwards states in the union. California is the 5th(seventh according to some) largest economy in the world. 3. Politics Red Staters are against progress. They value the bible over Science. Blue States are always the ones taking America forward. This is a fact of life. Silicone valley, Hollywood, you name it, they're all found in blue states. 4. Worldview Red Staters think Iraq is near Hawaii. Blue Staters, on the other hand, can pinpoint Iraq on the map with 100% accuracy and precision. 5. How the world views these states The Northern culture of progress is what identifies America to the world. Nobody listens to Tim Mcgraw in Germany. Unfortunately , since the president hails from a red state, he has managed to sully America's reputation as a whole, even though foreigners understand full well the differences in thought processes between red and blue staters 6. IQ Mississippi, Alabama, and red states in general have very low IQ. Proven fact. No wonder that nothing comes out of these regions but farms and incest. 7. Moral values Divorce rate is higher in red states. Places like Mississippi and Alabama have 50% higher divorce rate than America's national divorce rate. In red states, "moral values" is defined by bigotry, xenophobia, misogyny and close-mindedness. What a sad state of affairs. 8. Issues of sex Red staters take their penis out of the zipper when they need to have sex. Blue staters know how to please their women. Many red staters are also closet homosexuals, since homosexuality is a taboo subject. Blue staters understand that homosexuality has a genetic component to it. ;)