Posted by: KaLaNkIsThAn November 16, 2004
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Shahrukh Khan's movies?? Aren't they always the same? Long gone are the days when he really acted. Read it somewhere in Shahrukh's interview that he is so much used to doing the usual stuffs repeatedly that he can sleep walk into the movie set and shoot and sleep walk back home. :P The songs from his movies always sound the same. hehe.. There has to be one feel good solo title song in his movies, one punjabi flavored song, one love song he can sing along with his heroine right in front of the pyramid, or you can change the background to some European location, green field of France or Tulip field of Amsterdamn, toribari of Jalandhar ... Backgrounds keep on changing, but the song remains the same. In the second half of the movie, it is mandetory to have a "chana-ko khet" or "tori bari" ma meeting/singing/dancing with heroine. :P One "bole chudiya" type of marriage-song where he has to dance with all the starcast of his movie. (You call it dance? In our gau-ghar it is called "ghas katne" process. And his usual dance director Farah Khan, who also made "main hoon na", gives him nothing new but the same old "haiya ho" moves). All the dresses of the actresses in his movies are made by same dude, Manish Malhotra, so what do you expect? Heroine and her sidekicks and sidekicks of the sidekicks wear the same stuffs either they are in Mumbai, Europe or Ludhiyana. And guys in his movies usually wear "gap". hehe.. whats up with that gap mania? When Shahrukh is not wearing Prince Salim costume for some dance sequence, he either wears Suit (notice his gel clad hairstyle), or jeans or leather jacket (notice his bruce lee hair style) OR back to Gap. His heroine always hates him at the beginning of the movie... and after couple of song sequences, they part and the heroine misses him and she realises she is in love. (another song.) There is always an another guy who is somewhat involved with the heroine, and Shahrukh enters the frame and steals her singing couple of songs. Wow.. Moms are always good, grand-mothers are always bugging somebody's head, dads are always cool, and Shahrukh must woo everyone else who are uncool at the end of the movie. Actually, all his movies are about "how Shahrukh wooed the girl and her family members and neighbour of the girl simultaneously". Yo lekhyo bhane lekhya lekhai ho, ahile afnai Priety Zinta le khappar ringai raa cha... let's focus on that... Somebody Kick me outta here... ehe... chaine nachahine lekhya cha basya cha.:D:D BTW, 3 Shahrukh's movies I really liked were 1. Baazigar (The last scene where he chases his honewala sasura). 2. Oh darling yeh hai India. (Ketan Mehta's movie, shahrukh of course had to act:D:D:D.) 3. Koyla (He was mute in the movie, but his eyes spoke the words). Rest were crap, crap, MEGA CRAP. :D:D
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