If you're havin' B!tch problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but and cache ain't one [Verse One] I got the rap patrol on sajha patrol cache wanna make sure my casket's closed Sajha critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoees" I'm postin in sajha stupid, what type of facts are those Cache grew up with holes wid her zapatos she celebrate the minute when she dissed her foes I'm like Fk cache you can kiss my whole a$$hole If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward Got beef with sajha; coz cache cant get da show cache always b!tchin so we don?t give shit SO sajha always ban and kick her raggedy a$$ So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads...f**Ckers I don't know what you chatters take cache as or understand the intelligence that B!atch has She aint from rags to ritches people caches jus dumb I got 99 problems but a cache aint one Kick her [Chorus] 99 Problems but a bitch ain't one If you're havin' B!tch problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but and cache ain't one Kick her [Verse Two] The year is '04 and she still a hoe She got stuck up in her car n couldn?t open her door She got one choice to jump out her window cant call da toe coz she aint got no doe Now i ain't tryin' to kick her out of da door I jus wrote these coz I was getting so fkin bore So I wrote and put mah flow I seen no comments maybe shes a hoe fo sure i heard people sayin its all funny they?ll see me more when ill be takin my turnei But do i look like a mind ya all, i don't know Am i a hater or should i guess some mo'? "Well I was jus teasin cache wid lil somethin I don?t givea fk if she still wanna start da beefin I donno even if she care where she is I couldn?t jus lay back and be so legit "Hope ya all wont mind if I flow a little bit?" when I bring my flows cache don?t even know she got hit Ya?ll know she got big mouth as well as big feet Cache messin wid cahtters years after years Now its da time to put her in tears Nah i ain't so bad jus tryin to get back a little bit Enough that I hope people won't ban this shit Well see how u gonna react when u beef wid ur obnoxious tone I got 99 problems but a cache ain't one kick her [Chorus X2] [Verse Three] Now once upon a time not too long ago A b!tch called cache started to beef she jus tryin to act smart in the sense of havin' a fame But a fame havin' no God damn sense, until u get tamed I tried to inore cache and chat wid others She jus tried to piss me wid different verbs You know the type loud as a motor bike But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappin''n' cache n her frens will just get a big back hand slappin And there i go tryin to mess up things again Back through the system with the riff-raff again Fiends on the sajha cherryin again some people reading dis shit still laughin at them Im jus hopin shell stop her shit ill tell yall she aint never gonna get no treats All because she was beefin wid us Tryin' to play everyone like and yall know da fuss But ain't nothin' sweet 'bout how i hold my gun I got 99 problems, bein' a b!tch ain't one Kick her [Chorus X3] Your crazy for this one, sajha! If you're havin' B1tch problems i feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but and cache ain't one