Posted by: SITARA November 2, 2004
MY FAVORITE MARTIAN
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In the spirit of the election day, I am recycling a blog for my favorite Martian: MY FAVORITE MARTIAN "Send him to Mars, he belongs there!" snickered Gephardt. "Aye, aye!!!" I yelled louder. THE LATEST AXIS OF EVIL IS MARS!!!! Who would have thought Bush's burning desire would be to visit MARS, the mythological god of war. Certainly, there are resemblance in his foreign policies and invasion policies--- When in doubt, INVADE!!! Kick the ass of the war god (Mars), and the rest of the planets will fall in line, like kicking the ass of Saddam, surely did. WHAT??!!!! ... you mean the bombings have not stopped????????? Would somebody please tell the Ostrich (or was it the Thanksgiving Turkey) to get his thick skull out of the sand and look around?! So ok, here is the logic behind the Martian invasion: If there exists Gray Hemite mineral in Mars, the was water! If there was water, there was life! If there was life, there was deads! If there was deads, there is FOSSILS! If there is fossils, there is OIL. If there is OIL, Mars is easier than invading Iraq!!!!! And of course who wants to fiddle around with petty desert warfare when interplanetary warfare sounds better. Apparently, little Bush (during Halloween), dressed up as Artoo Detoo,an astromech service droid. As president of USA, he retained his English, and mechanical, one dimensional thinking! According to "The Economist", the NASA space program has become "an albatross" to bear. They are still working on the space station wich may require $billions more to complete before they can send out oil experts to Mars. Bush calls it Fuzzy math!!! Indeed, just like his name! Talking about illegal entry, did Bush ever apply for visa to "visit" Iraq? Is he planning to apply for one to Mars?! News Flash: Marvin the Martian (of the cartoons) is in custody for being an illegal immigrant and a spy!!! No amount of manipulative animation can give Bush the secrets of Mars invasion! Both Saddam and Marvin cited for withholding intelligence information. Both have been proposed a death penalty; Halliburton's signed up for an immaculate funeral as well as the reconstruction of Mars!!! The sales from Mars bars will pay for the space project. As for me, I can?t vote; I can motivate only those who can. Vote for Kerry!!!!! Am I too late?!!!
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