Dear Patient, Thank you for filling out the sickness form. Your sickness is very common. It is so common that most of the time patients don't even think it's a problem. But believe me it is a big problem. This problem mostly hits patients between the age of 23 and 37. The clinical name for this syndrome is called NTGLM. This syndrome was first detected in 1967 when Bekha Ratna of Gongobu tole complained of similar symptoms and extended periods of anxiety. Doctor S.K.S. Charan Devkota, MS, PHD, SLC, ISc,KG, Esq. of Bir Sajha Hospital did extensive research on this particular sickness and called it NTGLM Syndrome. You can read more on this research a the Cambridge Online Health Archives. The syndrome was simply termed NTGLM, since it was nothing more than the Need To Get Laid More. Lack or less of getting laid during the critical reproductive stage in life, causes synaptic misfiring which causes all the symptoms that you have mentioned. If you or anyone else is suffering from these symptoms please do feel free to contact me.