HOTEL KALASIPALYA On a dark city one-way 'Nariyal Tel' in my hair The smell of 'Batata Vada' was rising up through the air up ahead in the distance I saw a green tube lite My tongue grew heavy and my stomach grew thin I had to stop for a bite There he stood in the door way repairing the calling bell And I was thinking to myself This could be hell ..... Oh ! It is hell Then he lit up a petromax and cursed the electricity board away There were some sardars down the corridor Thought I heard them say Welcome to hotel kalasipalya souch a lousy place many a bug at the hotel kalasipalya whats the spiral burning device oh! Its just Tortoise The finger in his nose definitely twisted as three sneezes it sends He makes a lot of weird noise when the finger bends About the 'kusthi' in the courtyard Sticky 'Sardar' sweat The man pleaded for mercy while theire wives whipped them with a belt I called upon the deaf captain please tell me the time He promptly ran into the kitchen and brought me 'vangi bhat', soda and lime And still those voices were crying, far away wake you up in the middle of the night just to hear them pray Save us from hotel kalasipalya Thas a mice ... No surprise if the rodents at a dogs size The blind man was feeling yesterdays sambhar on rice we are all pensioners here old an old man in silk smitha disguise and in the dining chamber we gathered for the feast we stab it with our steely knives but just can't cut the meat The last thing I remember I was lying on the floor The half eaten tapeworm in my snack made my tummy sore relax said the moustached watchman mouth to mouth respiration you shall receive they made me lie on my back while my soul packed up to leave ....... WHILE I TURN IN MY GRAVE . . .