Posted by: arch119 October 31, 2004
32 laxans needed for a girl
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Well, those 32 laxans written on ancient bedas are all out-of-date now. It needs a latest patch (anybody from Microsoft? : try considering including that in the upcoming windows service pack or window palladium whichever comes first.) . Anyway it was written in the times when there were no Internet and all and we as humble no-internet-no-life kinda human beings don't believe in anything in that era. And if we start talking about our own opinion, a few of us will have a difference of opinion especially when we happen to be of different sex and end up having a row. Since most of us believe in democracy to the people for the people and by the people, lets start a poll and publish the top 10 laxans (about the top 32 , we will do that in the new year eve ;-)) that we (no matter of our sex) think are important in a girl of the post-Internet era. Here is mine (Sex: M) 1) Attractive (at least for me) . (mnemonic: attractiveness) 2) Shud have an IQ score in the 90th percentile. (intelligence) 3) Isn't fascinated by branded stuffs: no Armani, Louis Vitton and stuffs like that. (hates brand) 4) Doesn't compare me with her best fren's boyfriend/husband. (doesn't compare) 5) Knows how to use MS Windows in the least ( knowledge of Linux preferred) (Computer literacy) 6) Knows how to cook (something edible without a false smile on the face ) (Kitchen literacy) 7) Has courage to fight for something she thinks is right (love for logic) 8) Has respect for the elderly and love for the younger ones. (humanity) 9) Has naturally good boobs (Silicon-less). (;-) I'm a guy after all, man) 10) Doesnt talk too much . (unchatty) Please state your sex in your votes so that we can find out whether there is a correlation between the polls of males and females which in turn might turn out to be a rare evidence of the fact that both sexes are indeed the members of the species : Home Sapiens and can co-exist for a long time to come.
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