Since its a lady's zone, i figured this would be the right place to post this joke :) There's a space shuttle mission to the moon with two monkeys and a woman on board. The control centre calls up: "Monkey number 1 to the television screen" He is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. The monkey does everything right away. A few moments later the control centre calls again: "Monkey number 2, to the screen" He is told to add carbon dioxide to room 4, stop the fuel injection to engine 3, add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of the solar radiation. Later headquarters calls up again: "Woman, please approach the screen" She sits down and straight away interupts the control centre and starts blabbering: "I know I know! Feed the monkeys and dont touch anything!!!" Chill out ladies, its just a joke :)