These are funny too. Top 20 Chat Up Lines 1. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn! 2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 3. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. 4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 5. Do you have any Irish in you? (if noý) Would you like some? (if yesý) Want some more? 6. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? 7. Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? 8. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch? 9. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. 10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? 11. I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince 12. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. 13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend? 14. For a fat chick, you sure have small tits. 15. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much. 16. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink. 17. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. 18. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right. 19. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk" 20. Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor