Last time mama le samatya: Summer 2003, hehe.. I was speedin' on a highway, crusin' my way... Listening to fly 92 :P, one hand on the wheel and the other one holding a cigarette, going 80+ on 65. Suddenly, dhyantaryaan, I passed tyasko baaje ko KHAPPAR a cop car hidden behind the bushes. Two seconds later they were right behind my car hehe... CK le bhanya jastai, Tihar ko jhilimilijhilla dekhaudai... So I pulled over, 2 cops came to me and they were like "Do you know why we stopped you?", I was like "Oh officer, I've no idea". They were like "You were driving over the speed limit". I was like " Oh officer, I was going on seventy-two"... and then one cop was like, "well, you were going 81".... I was like "Shhhhhhhhiiiiitttt"... so they handed me the ticket... 2 sweet points on my license... The cops were like "You have a good day". I was like "Yeah, my arse good day". hehe... Ani I drove by, listening to the blues, hummin' em old tunes, smoking a cigarette, working my brain overtime... Next day, Lawyer ko saran ma... :p $100 on discount rate, coz I knew the lawyer (well a friend of a friend of mine did). He did something, played his dirty tricks, LIED and converted my speeding ticket into parking violation... :P I was happy (pretended I was happy), Lawyer was happy, and county was happy... coz I paid parking fine... :P The best thing was, the points on the license was zero.... eh.