Metrosexual Slur Taints Bush and Kerry A prominent Fox News reporter admitted he fabricated quotes attributed to John Kerry this week, which labelled the presidential candidate a manicure obsessed metrosexual. "Didn't my nails and cuticles look great? What a good debate," Carl Cameron suggested Kerry said after the first presidential TV debate. "Women should like me. I do manicure: I'm metrosexual ý he (President Bush)'s a cowboy." Fox News subsequently claimed their reporter had dreamed up the quotes due to 'fatigue and bad judgement rather than malice' while in a bizarre coincidence Fox's sister newspaper the Sunday Times (UK) also announced that the metrosexual term is out of date. "Goodbye ladyboy. Hello geezer", the Rupert Murdoch owned British broadsheet spat, putting metrosexual at the bottom of their what's hot/ what's not Style section column. The furore came just over a year after both President Bush and his sinister sidekick Don Rumsfeld were positively identified with the term, in a light hearted feature published by the New York Times (not owned by Murdoch). "Rummy is a metrosexual," a gay political reporter told paper, "he may be a warmonger, he may be intemperate, but just about every third woman I know wants him." The journalist was equally enthused about George W's gay friendly mannerisms, declaring 'whenever you see him walking off Air Force One with that little furball (dog- slang ed) Barney under his arm, that canine puff of air that most drag queens wouldn't be caught dead with, it's like he's halfway to a Chanel rabbit fur handbag," he gushed.