After an extensive research, I have come to the conclusion that I am going to open a Drive-Thru Brothel Benefits: Good money: Sex business is the most profitable business in the world. Public service:You let people swipe their cards, do the thing inside their own car, and leave. Novelty:I haven't seen (or heard of) any drive-thru brothels yet. Small Investment: Only thing you need is a small place, a window, and a few professionals. Equality:It should provide service to both men and women. DeepBlue